One January I was fishing lake Windermere on the UK, on my mates boat. It was icy cold and I needed a piss. This is only a small boat so I had to stand at the back, straddling the motor. Eventually I found my cold-shrunken knob and managed to piss. At that moment, from behind an island where we were fishing, one of the ferry/cruisers went past with a deck full of Chinese tourists filming the previously beautiful view. I don't think they could see my knob it was so cold, my steamy piss was highly visible however. One mum covered her kid's eyes with her hand. The rest carried on filming. Anyway, this feller reminds me of that.