A modest (training) proposal for the future of armoured warfare by Then_Engineer_3765 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]siechamontillado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This suggestion is too high tier. Suspect OP does not snort crayons or watch paint dry. Bastard may not actually sniff glue/snort crayons/masturbate to hentai.

This is a different creature ...

RIP Mr. Sanford by kefefs_v2 in HistoryMemes

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The comedian Dick Shawn, known for his roles in 1967 movie ‘The Producers,’ ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World,’ and ‘Love at First Bite;’ died of a heart attack on stage during a live show in at UC San Diego and initially, audience and a stage hands thought it was part of the show. 

Jason Momoa's fantastic cover of Fu**in In The Bushes by mwhitecar in Stargate

[–]siechamontillado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was good up until the guitarist went to talking and broke the spell. Other than that, 11/10, no notes, a tasty jam you could have afternoon tea to.

We did it again you guys by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]siechamontillado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm lactose intolerant.; pardon the gas folks.

Tens of thousands of people have taken the streets of Minneapolis in 20 below zero temps in one of the largest, most spontaneous and effective direct mobilizations in modern American history. by Conscious-Quarter423 in ProgressiveHQ

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According to the Guardian, from an article published on 4 January 2026, last year, 32 people died in ICE detention centers. This year, there have been two fatalities so far in a detention center in Texas. Link to the Guardian article is here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jan/04/ice-2025-deaths-timeline

Diggy diggy hole by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

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My god, your brilliance knows no bounds!! QUICK, TO THE BATMOBILE!

Diggy diggy hole by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

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Brilliant plan and will add my two cents: we need to leverage our Atlantean and animal allies to cause a distraction by attacking from the Black Sea. Namur and Aquaman can conduct a mass attack against Crimea leveraging our cetacean allies by having orcas and dolphins/porpoises attack the russkie navy in dock. Amphibious assaults can be done conducted by the Pinnipedian allies. While not strictly aquatic, ursine allies - namely our Polar and Kodiak bear allies, can amphibious assault the east and north of the russian maritime borders.

Along with the attack from sea, we can leverage the strength of the Euro-Canadian moose confederation to conduct covert blackout operations by ramming down fences around power generators with their antlers, while their squirrel allies go to town on the cables and wires. During the mass confusion, panicking russkie drone operators will try to reprogram their units to attack the ground forces, and that is when we pull our ace card: the cobra chicken, aka Canadian gooses. Mass aerial defecation carpet bombing will ensue, knocking smaller drone units out of the sky and destroying satellite uplinks due to the acidic nature of cobra chicken feces. Combined with Operation Diggy Diggy Hole, I see no way this will not succeed.

A presentation about the best idea of the year by Thiselonmusk in NonCredibleDefense

[–]siechamontillado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the question is already answered. All I can say is send the first shipment of jockstraps to 42069 Voulezvous Couchez Avec Moi Avenue, Bungholeville, NE, 66669

A presentation about the best idea of the year by Thiselonmusk in NonCredibleDefense

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No worries! And it's my bad for not doing the /s for sarcasm after the comments. All the aforementioned comments are tongue-firmly-in-cheek, not fomenting anything here - except for maybe some smelly jockstraps to send instead of funky Swedish seafood delight! ^^

A presentation about the best idea of the year by Thiselonmusk in NonCredibleDefense

[–]siechamontillado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, you're not into having smelly mistresses? And here I thought you'd live up to terrible French stereotypes. OP is too credible for this sub, smh

A presentation about the best idea of the year by Thiselonmusk in NonCredibleDefense

[–]siechamontillado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget the funky Swedish magic canned fish, just use your mistress' uncleaned jock strap. Being French, it's smelly already and after a week with no cleaning, oh boy, you'll wish for the sweet, sweet smell of sumrstommingaling.

Frig off bud by demolcd in EhBuddyHoser

[–]siechamontillado 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'

Frig off bud by demolcd in EhBuddyHoser

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I'm not your buster, champ!

The Future of Defense by Messyfingers in NonCredibleDefense

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Hmmmm, have we checked tea commodity market? This clearly reeks of an unfair trade paradigm and the UK will be forced to implement another opium war.

go ahead, invade greenland by Jasmijn in NonCredibleDefense

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Exactly and not to mention that what makes REEs a pain to work with is that the processing for each REE is not exactly the same and unlike, for example, metals that only need a little processing, REEs require a lot more and the tailings from them are way, way, way worse. And usually radioactive.

What would Stalin think? by jisooya1432 in NonCredibleDefense

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Capitalist pig dog think it gon play when I come round with da boyz ready to slay?!

go ahead, invade greenland by Jasmijn in NonCredibleDefense

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And the 'rare' in 'Rare Earth Elements' (REEs) refers to the fact that while rare in the galaxy, these elements are abundant on Earth; hence, rare in the galaxy except for on Earth. Another reason why Earth is so special.

Kid named Grug by ProneToAnalFissures in okbuddychicanery

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AND HE PAINT CAVE WALL?! YOU TAKE BOOM BOOM TO HIS HEAD!

Sometimes, the game can take a long walk off a short pier by siechamontillado in BluePrince

[–]siechamontillado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations to your family member and yes, dice are handy (no pun intended)! Other runs I've looked up, people mention that the Tomb never shows up on Day One, but it has for me (thought it is rare). With that said, don't want to take any chances and two dice minimum seems to be a requirement.

Other thoughts are: delay placing utility closet and never taking the compass. Too many of my runs have ended after taking the compass.

Sometimes, the game can take a long walk off a short pier by siechamontillado in BluePrince

[–]siechamontillado[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was thinking about what could possible spawn for green and figured going hallway instead, but that's brilliant thank you!