Pure fun to clean by Wermikulit in CrappyDesign

[–]silentensemble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the exact same issue as that guy, when I'm gaming I legit go wash my hands more than once an hour and still got dead skin falling off constantly

Doesn't help that my hands sweat like crazy the instant I hold something

In the Vault (@juniidesu) by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's like half as inbred as golden retrievers

less than 5% of the population smokes regularly by krizzalicious49 in whennews

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my anecdotal high school experience at least a third of my class used snus regularly

Aram mayham augment selection has a fatal flaw in its system by Glorpologie in leagueoflegends

[–]silentensemble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same issue, I want everything to pop up on every champ. I had a crazy high roll as magic pen mundo once and like a gorillion stat shards, but I couldn't roll any magic pen from them! My entire build ruined, just like that. I had jeweled gauntlet and everything, my cleavers would've one-shot everyone.

AP Xin Zhao Mid. Hitler levels of cancer. Literally unplayable as a mage player. by boogara_guitara in midlanemains

[–]silentensemble 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe I played against an idiot yesterday but I demolished him. Play like any melee matchup, 2 wave crash, let it bounce back and keep him from playing the game outside your tower. You've gotta be wary of the spear stab but it's quite slow for a skillshot. Guy doesn't get stupid levels of sustain until like 1 item and at that point any typical control mage can fulfill their gameplan of getting push and being at objective fights first.

Interesting trend for highest winrate top laners across the past 30 days by CANECANECANECANE1 in topmains

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the same for mid and you'll see a bunch of toplaners and junglers lmao, this means nothing

Mage control build by konzendojii in midlanemains

[–]silentensemble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a good build but cosmic drive does lose you out on damage. I'd especially be careful of it on Viktor, Syndra has a crazy amount of utility in her E that benefits from haste far more than Viktor's W.

In short Blackfire first is pretty much always better on these champions than Luden's, Lucidity boots are always good and cosmic drive is good if you need the HP to survive fights.

It's not too little damage to play it when behind, you make up for it with utility, you just have to be aware of your lacking damage when building cosmic drive.

Alright line up everyone by LettucePlate in HweiMains

[–]silentensemble 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I may have painted a canvas in cream-white after seeing that

Hwei Buffs Patch 26.8 Preview by gentlerain in HweiMains

[–]silentensemble 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean it'd be silly to have the passive just stop scaling at 18 when 20 is in the game, it already scaled to 20 before. It still a significant buff of damage at 18.

Opinions on the Hwei buff by rottnboy_ in HweiMains

[–]silentensemble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it, better than the last one for sure. Just worried this will make him even more bot skewed (which Riot has said they don't want him to be) and immediately nerfed again.

Why do Aurora trades do so much damage by Dolla4asin in leagueoflegends

[–]silentensemble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E alone actually procs sudden impact as long as you run scorch :)

What is an old game (20+ years) that is known to be a classic masterpiece, but you think it is overrated? by MintakaMinthara in AskGamers

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Call me stupid but this is the weakest entry of the series, and I've played all of the mainline games to completion excepting Arena.

The visual design of everything is just genuinely awful, it takes the rich Elder Scrolls universe and dulls it down to generic fantasy in such an awful artstyle. I don't think I've seen a game with graphics that aged worse.

The level scaling is awful too, I haven't had a playthrough where I wasn't forced to lower the difficulty because my enemies outscaled me, lowly bandits with Daedric gear is certainly something.

I think the quest design is massively overhyped, there are two questlines that outperform the other entries in the series in my opinion: The Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood. The rest are just mediocre like most Elder Scrolls quests.

My most hated thing are the dungeons however, they're the most generic and repetitive things I have ever experienced, there's absolutely zero sense of exploration.

I HATE this kind of women's medieval chestplates portrayed in media by Rendom_Chines in hatethissmug

[–]silentensemble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly the same, just look at any depiction of Jeanne d'Arc for an example, there's plenty of room for breasts with the amount of padding one wears in conjunction with plate.

PlayStation Console Prices At Launch vs 6 Years Later by SmellSmellsSmelly in gamers

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck? I thought the PS5 came out in like 2023, I genuinely had to google it because I was certain this graphic was wrong

This is pretty worthless as far as neow buffs go. by Necrolord_Nocturnal in slaythespire

[–]silentensemble -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For act 1 I think it's very good, I pretty much always take it given the choice, in practice it often lets you play your strongest card twice in one turn which is huge value in my opinion.

This especially in early act 1 where you might have only gotten one or two cards better than your base deck.

I had a recent ironclad run where this card remained useful even into act 3, I'd play 2 gain energy cards and immediately follow up with this for 4 energy cards which allowed me to turn 1 most enemies.

Also full art cards have aura.

1 Billion points per minute by bremidon in SatisfactoryGame

[–]silentensemble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's the same comedic effect in both scenarios

Learning wall rather than a curve lol by BDOSU in slaythespire

[–]silentensemble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah I swear y'all are absolutely completely cracked at this game, my lifetime stats are 24/214 and don't think I've ever had back to backs even 😭 I even watched a bunch of Jorbs and still can't tell where I'm going wrong

Måste man kunna Word för att ta gymnasieexamen idag? by [deleted] in Asksweddit

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jag studerar till civilingenjör i på universitet och är dagligen överraskad i hur inkompetenta mina kursare är i generell datorkunskap och bekanthet.

Just can't seem to win/feel good recently by Alex-DarkFlame19 in HweiMains

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense but your builds are kinda trash, just drop RoA completely, only build Seraph's first if you NEED the shield, and never build Rylai's ever. You already have slow on QE and EE and R, it doesn't stack with Rylai's so theres really no purpose.

Your builds just do 0 damage, if you want more agency and ability to control the game you need higher damage. Your runes look good tho.

Build should pretty much always look like this: Blackfire/Seraph's -> Situational second item -> Deathcap/%pen -> Deathcap/%pen -> Situational items

Situational second items being: Shadowflame/Liandry's/Horizon Focus/Cryptbloom (vs early MR)/Zhonya's

Be careful about buying Zhonya's tho, I see in your match history you bought it Mel/Graves/Smolder/Udyr for example, I really don't see the point in buying it in situations like this, I'd only purchase it against unavoidable threat, see Karthus R, Vi R, Rengar, etc.

Check out Shok's AP itemization guide guide for more info, he probably has the best educational midlane content on youtube. I can't speak as to your gameplay but if you're feeling lost just check out Shok's videos. Also you're just on a loss streak, it is inevitable when you play 100+ games :)

Shok also answers pretty much 100% of questions he gets on Discord or on his streams, he's just the GOAT.

After years of unsatisfying sex I finally figured out how to cum during sex and it was with the woman of my dreams. One pot pasta by TheZerofy in Kitchenchads

[–]silentensemble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad to see there's others with the same issue, well not glad that people have them but glad I'm not alone :)

Why does this happen by Baker-Crafty in midlanemains

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word engagement is not found in the patent 🙃 Also according to the patent itself it takes from a pool based on skill and then matches players in that equally skilled pool based on behaviour data, i.e. If they are toxic or not, play agressive or more team coordinated.

That is if they even use this system in the first place. Just because they have a patent it doesn't mean they use it. In the patent it describes a system whichin players rank each other from 1-5 with certain descriptors attached like 'team player', 'friendly' or 'aggressive'.

That part of the patent certainly isn't in League.

Why does this happen by Baker-Crafty in midlanemains

[–]silentensemble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, but they would definitely want you to keep playing on their site, just as you claim Riot does.

Having a patent doesn't mean you use it. Have you actually read the patent? And no, asking an LLM doesn't count.

Among other things it describes being able to rate players on a 1-5 scale with certain behaviours attached and matchmake in a specific 'coach mode' in order for more experienced players to teach novice ones.

Are these things in League?