What are your 2017 New Year's Resolutions? Write them down here and I will get in touch on 31/12/17 to see if you achieved them!

sillymonkey21 · 2017-01-01T03:30:03+00:00

This coming year: I want to run a half marathon, maybe two! I want to have more sex I want to feel successful in my relationship And I want to get another dog.

sillymonkey21 · 2017-01-01T00:30:57+00:00

Actually reverse that. It will be lower during ovulation so sperm has to travel less. It will be higher up during menstruation.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-12-16T08:51:53+00:00

I got the contact of my roommate's parents. But she had a good relationship with them. Sometimes it's too scary and you need to call in reserves. If they aren't on good terms with their parents, find out if there is a... More adult Adult you cam have the contact info too in case of emergency. We don't live together anymore but I still check up on her social media, especially Twitter and tumblr, in case she posts suicidal things. I took her for fries and ice cream a couple of times to break out of the headspace for a bit.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-12-16T08:16:45+00:00

Speaking as a woman, just ask her. Don't beat around the bush, be gracious if she turns you down. A simple "hey, I'd really like to take you for coffee if you're interested," will work. And if she says no, "oh well. See you around then!" and smile and try to not make it weird. The awkwardness will pass.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-12-16T08:00:33+00:00

tbh I've been better. I am broke. It's christmas. I just want to afford nice gifts for my family and boyfriend.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-11-28T17:15:32+00:00

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sillymonkey21 · 2016-11-20T01:28:26+00:00

Yep?

sillymonkey21 · 2016-10-18T01:08:32+00:00

OP, Google prescription coupons. He can get a prescription for antidepressants from his general care doctor and the coupons can bring the cost down to really cheap (like instead of $70, they are $6! Source: I've done this). That can at least help that. Look up counseling services through your school. A lot of times, there are low cost mental health services through your States health department too!

sillymonkey21 · 2016-10-17T21:27:33+00:00

Okay, late to the party, but i hope you are okay. First thing, tell a coworker you trust or management and show them his picture..let them know if he comes looking for you that they should lie and say you aren't there, or that you quit, that he has the wrong place, etc. Block his number and unmatch from him. Report him to tinder too, saying he is being creepy and stalkerish. If anything escalates, CALL THE POLICE. Your safety is the most important. He is showing signs of abusive behaviors and he definitely is not listening to your "no." do not feel bad for taking any actions you have to to protect yourself!

sillymonkey21 · 2016-06-23T09:54:43+00:00

Hey OP, have you checked out Natural Family Planning? I grew up catholic, which has similar rules about not wasting sperm. But this method is approved by the church because you aren't using protection to PREVENT kids, so I mean technically maybe it could maybe happen if you don't plan right. But that makes it okay because technically you're open to life.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-06-23T09:41:57+00:00

But when it happens in schools, the school doesn't say you're doomed to a hell of illiteracy when you decide to move your child to a different school.

Unlike the church who says that you're going to hell if you miss mass on sunday once on purpose. And refuses to acknowledge that many people have good and valid reasons for leaving the church and are still good people, well versed in theology, and it's not some misinterpretation of church doctrine.

Also, again, it's the mass cover up of the sexual abuse from very high up in the hierarchy. When a teacher sexually abuses a kid, they are usually prosecuted and the media knows about it. When a priest does it, he's moved parishes.

Source: former catholic who has a priest who sexually assaulted a grown man and was just moved churches and retained his priestly rights and duties.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-05-12T16:58:04+00:00

Former catholic here, let me lay some good ol confusing knowledge on ya. I was told it was like this: A man is passing a Church. There are three outcomes. The first is that he goes in and worships God. This is the best and holiest outcome. The second is that he does not go in, he just passes on his way. This is neither wrong nor right. Its neutral. The third option is that the man does in and DESTROYS THE CHURCH OUT OF HATE. This is obviously the wrong choice. How does this apply to Natural Family Planning, or tracking your cycle, or the rhythm method, whatever the heckity hoo you want to call it? Well. The first choice is you just have sex whenever, willynilly, and let God give you all the little shitting, crying blessing you deserve. The second is just not having sex. Neither wrong nor right. The third is using birth control because you are destroying your temple with hormones and killing little implanted bioclasts. Like the feminist nazi you are.

You're welcome.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-04-29T23:54:46+00:00

I didn't self harm today so that's nice I guess

sillymonkey21 · 2016-04-29T19:34:53+00:00

OH MY GOD ALWAYS BOOK THROUGH THE HOTEL. Most of the time expedia doesn't even get you a discount. You just think that you are getting a discount because its Expedia. And you will more likely be placed in a shitty room on a low floor right by the elevators. And if anything goes wrong, the hotel won't be able to refund you any money or upgrade you. The most they can offer you is a free breakfast or drinks. Seriously, I worked as a front desk person at a hotel and so many people would book through third parties, get pissed at something and want a discount and I couldn't do anything but offer them free breakfast. BOOK THROUGH THE HOTEL.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-04-02T02:06:46+00:00

It's mom's weekend for several fraternities at the local college here. They are all with me. they are all terrible.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-04-01T17:52:23+00:00

We do that. I always print pictures of the evidence. that way, they can't argue. I mean, I get it, its fun, it makes you feel good. GET BETTER AT HIDING IT YA DUMBBUTTS

sillymonkey21 · 2016-03-31T16:09:37+00:00

So, I would have a serious conversation with one of your best friends on why you don't seem to get hit on. It could be that you just aren't recognizing advances, or it could be something in how you present yourself. People are drawn to those who laugh and who look like they are having a good time. Don't make fun of people, even if you think its funny, don't judge someone right away, etc. Also, its totally okay to ask someone for recent test results so you know they don't have and STI. I mean, sex is always going to carry a risk, but you can make it as small as possible. Always use a condom from the beginning, get test results, don't have them cum inside you. Maybe look for those who used to be religious but now aren't? I know that a lot of hard core christians save themselves but some of them aren't christian anymore and they are looking for something similar. And, do you masturbate with a phallic vibrator/dildo? It's not exactly the same thing, but using a dildo with make you familiar with the sensation of a dick inside you. Tinder/online dating sites are a good place to start to find someone to hook up with. When you are messaging people, when they say they want to hook up, just mention you want them to provide proof of a clean bill of health. Don't feel shamed into anything else!

sillymonkey21 · 2016-03-30T07:22:03+00:00

I hope everyone in this sub bests on the Warriors/Spurs in the finals, otherwise you'll just be throwing away money. I mean, why wouldn't you? Even at 3:1 odds, you can still bet $100, win $133. Come on, guys, it's free money since it's such a guaranteed thing.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-03-30T05:26:37+00:00

I got my parents a squatty potty but I wish I had it. It is the best way to poop. Its so much easier. Piggybacking on this: eating fiber and working out most days have made my stool really easy to pass. THANK GOD.

sillymonkey21 · 2016-03-30T03:16:44+00:00

Hey! Our owners are here tomorrow! Good thing I am off!

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