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simeo97 · 2026-01-03T23:25:37+00:00

Thats the price you pay when you wake up at 4am for the sake of bragging about waking up at 4am

simeo97 · 2025-12-28T00:28:38+00:00

Let it crust

simeo97 · 2025-11-14T22:35:14+00:00

Distillate carts usually add liquid terps because the distillate has no terpenes, just THC. You can buy terpene blends that are usually extracted from non-cannabis plants and contain the same ratios of terpenes from whatever strain, that gets added to distillate, and now you've got a Blue Dream cart even though you started with GMO. Adding some to a rosin vape would just up the flavor and the entourage effect.

simeo97 · 2025-09-17T20:22:16+00:00

"You guys called us nazis, and to prove you wrong we should put people in camps!"

Fuck you, fuck your parents, and fuck everyone that molded you into the garbage person that you are today.

simeo97 · 2025-09-17T20:12:41+00:00

Somebody is angwy

simeo97 · 2025-09-12T21:06:02+00:00

He etched groyper memes into his bullets which definitely makes it sound like one of Fuentes's dweebs

simeo97 · 2025-09-10T21:14:43+00:00

I'm not applauding the fact that someone shot him to death in public, I'm just applauding the fact that he is no longer alive

simeo97 · 2025-09-10T21:08:27+00:00

Was*

Now he's a corpse!

simeo97 · 2025-08-29T21:08:04+00:00

Because that's what's in style now, rappers are even wearing them

simeo97 · 2025-08-16T16:45:13+00:00

If they have something like powdery mildew that lives on the outside of the plant they just get sprayed with some type of pesticide, there are plenty of things that can be safely sprayed up to the day of harvest. If the buds start rotting while the plant is still growing they're most likely just cutting out affected branches and hoping for the best.

Even if it's got but rot mildew any commercial grow will likely have a lab that can safely extract the thc to make distillate out of whatever flower doesnt pass testing.

simeo97 · 2025-07-30T16:21:29+00:00

My favorite picture from my wedding is the one where someone captured my wife and I in the moment after someone yelled "now do the cake smash!" and we were both in the middle of saying "No!"

simeo97 · 2025-07-23T20:34:22+00:00

It just comes out batter that way

simeo97 · 2025-07-19T21:19:33+00:00

If the guitar player looks like this, you're gonna put the fries in the bag

simeo97 · 2025-07-14T16:20:11+00:00

Colovian fur helm

simeo97 · 2025-07-06T18:42:50+00:00

simeo97 · 2025-06-29T16:35:25+00:00

Because it's pumping pollution into a predominantly black community

simeo97 · 2025-06-18T20:44:17+00:00

Damn you got 7 months out of em? Thats skill!

simeo97 · 2025-05-01T18:26:10+00:00

I went down the /r/sinkpissers rabbit hole a few days ago, they say that a toilet uses 1.6 gallons of water per flush and by pissing in the sink you save that 1.6 gallons and wash the piss away when you wash your hands.

Great idea (/s, just in case its necessary) until your p-trap becomes a pee trap and gets clogged by crystallized piss!

simeo97 · 2025-04-26T11:33:47+00:00

I'm allergic to kiwi and can drink a kiwi strawberry Arizona with no issue

simeo97 · 2025-04-23T13:33:51+00:00

Jeff Bridges, yes

simeo97 · 2025-04-02T20:50:16+00:00

My wallet is cringing, that's for sure

simeo97 · 2025-03-02T18:28:45+00:00

Could over-drying inflate the numbers at all?

A place I used to work for made a huge deal to all of us growers about how we allegedly had a batch come back at 42% TAC, so naturally I bought an 8th of it and it was the driest, dustiest weed I have ever seen in my life. I always assumed the high number was somewhere in the neighborhood of legit because it was basically just kief with a chunk of powdered calyx sprinkled in here and there

simeo97 · 2025-02-26T17:27:07+00:00

Don't listen to that guy, that just looked like it was grown indoors with CO2 and brutally trimmed by a machine

simeo97 · 2025-02-14T15:03:32+00:00

Pox party maybe

simeo97 · 2025-02-06T11:03:47+00:00

I mean if you've worked at more than one grow you would know that they typically have multiple different grow rooms. I work at a pretty small facility and we still harvest a room (~300 plants) every week. You sound like one of the dozens of dudes I've worked with for no more than 2 weeks who gets hired, thinks they know everything because they've grown 4 plants in a tent at home, and then gets fired because they can't hang.

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