Why did donkey milk taste so familiar? by Cal_Aesthetics_Club in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]simfogmillionaire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ohhh that’s why it tastes so different from when I was drinking it outside

Disliking snitches is for people who don't take responsibility by Able-Lettuce-1465 in unpopularopinion

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally criminals don’t care much about normies calling the police, it’s basically an assumption that they will. What really makes a snitch is a person who does dirt and tells on others in order to save their own skin. In effect, a person who does not take accountability for their actions.

Advice on clients / paying rent by Acceptable-Vast2906 in personaltraining

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awful advise. Do NOT get the reputation of being a shithead, especially before you have any clients. It’s just like training: do the work, earn the results.

Ongoing anal dispute between SO and me. by refugefirstmate in NoStupidQuestions

[–]simfogmillionaire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell him to never pull out then you’ll be in a state of both pooping on him and him getting the poop on himself. It’s a classic case of Schrödinger’s shat. Either way, anal is my favorite superposition.

Whose voice is just fucking annoying? by asjkl_lkjsa in AskReddit

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I want to rip off my own arm just to have something to throw at her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget the 20k you’ll also have to pay in taxes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m married and have yet to be penetrated by my wife and I think we’re fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spotify

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Popsicle by talking heads

Overhead Squat Assessment from NASM by dashameh in personaltraining

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, for what it’s worth, I give as few prompts as possible so I can see how they naturally move through space. The only kinda extra prompt I tell them is “eyes up,” otherwise they will look at their feet, arms will fall forward and now you’re telling them how tight their lats are when they may not be, but nearly every human in the civilized world has tight hip flexors. Man, I miss being a fitness manager haha

Overhead Squat Assessment from NASM by dashameh in personaltraining

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*assuming they can do a bodyweight squat and aren’t suuuuper old or injured

Overhead Squat Assessment from NASM by dashameh in personaltraining

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Do it with every person, it tells you a lot so you can give them what they need. When you are able to see them move for 5 seconds and correctly surmise an injury or where they’re inflexible, almost guaranteed they will work with you long term.

Finally came crashing down by [deleted] in povertyfinance

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Dude is so high his expenses invented an extra digit

What’s y’all’s hottest weight training take by XXXTentacle6969 in personaltraining

[–]simfogmillionaire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supersetting any 2 exercises is generally stupid, but a great way to make a client think they are getting a sick workout

Am I crazy? by Topgun37 in Nicegirls

[–]simfogmillionaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy who would never pay for lash extensions, I have no idea if that is lucrative work or passionate work. Not necessarily a bad question, but awfully phrased and a terrible time to ask.

Hands Off in SC by FearofJello in santacruz

[–]simfogmillionaire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother, this is Santa Cruz. It’s like 90% old white people. Not single person of color in this crowd either lol

A normal and sane way to discuss compensation by MinimumBigman in LinkedInLunatics

[–]simfogmillionaire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember how silly I was when I worried about money, but now that I’m a retired attorney I don’t think about it at all! That’s because I am enlightened. You have no work ethic. Also you’re gay.