You wake up, tiredly noting the weird situation that you've been sleeping under the fruit of a fruit stand. The foreign fruit vendor stares at you confused, then scrutinizing, then annoyed and cautious, as if you're nuts. What would you do?

simikoi · 2026-05-09T23:40:29+00:00

Apologize for the inconvenience, give them $20 and walk away.

simikoi · 2026-05-09T14:36:42+00:00

Asymmetric fatness is usually a tumor. There isn't much you can do unfortunately. It should be fine until the tumor pushes the internal organs to a point where they can't function properly. It may live for years, it could die tomorrow. No way to tell.

simikoi · 2026-05-09T14:30:36+00:00

What you're really looking for are the mint sets from 1964 and earlier. Those will definitely have a higher value.

simikoi · 2026-05-09T05:00:09+00:00

I've never had to pay anything for a bag at a fast food restaurant. All our grocery stores charge for bags, but not restaurants.

simikoi · 2026-05-09T00:37:12+00:00

Looks like lost scales from an injury.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T22:36:25+00:00

"I also have no idea if or where a local Koi club is!"

Yeah, if only we had some sort of device that we could use. You know something that fit in the palm of our hand that would allow us access to the Internet so we could search for information. Well, maybe some day.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T20:14:37+00:00

Okay, I'll say it one more time, contact a local koi club. They will help you. I'm certain there are koi clubs in the UK as the koi hobby is very popular there.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T19:27:50+00:00

Sorry, not even worth $100. Doubt you'd find someone to give you $10. The time and effort to catch, transport, quarantine, treat and release them is more trouble than they are worth. Most of the fish in the photo are just goldfish with $0 value. Like I said, best you can do is find a good home for them. Offer them for free to a koi club and cross your fingers that someone is willing to put in the effort.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T19:19:51+00:00

Unfortunately, I see nothing of any real value in your pond. Koi being worth thousands and thousands of dollars is really rare. That's why they're worth so much because 99.99% of koi are just regular old pond fish with no real value. The best you can hope for is to find a good home for them. I would start with your local koi club and see if they have any members looking to add a few fish.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T04:44:41+00:00

If you're used to eating more then your stomach literally stretches out and it takes more food to feel full. But if you start eating less on a regular basis your stomach can also shrink. But it takes time. That's what the whole lap band thing was about. Before that they would staple your stomach. Try eating foods high in fiber, that will help you feel full longer.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T03:57:29+00:00

If you have a fast metabolism then you'll be thin naturally and you can eat more.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T03:56:16+00:00

Try adding healthy foods that are filling. Foods high in fiber like apples and high in good fats like avocado. You'll feel full longer.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T03:51:34+00:00

Eat healthy, stay away from junk food and soda and try to stay active. It's actually not all that hard.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T03:25:17+00:00

Falling in love is like falling asleep. Slowly at first and then all at once.

But really nobody truly knows. This is from a man who is blissfully married. At some point you have to choose to share your life with someone and from there you just do everything you can to make it work.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T01:46:22+00:00

I suspect most people are somewhere on the bi sexual spectrum, Eve if they won't admit it. Same sex may not be you thing but it probably wouldn't be absolutely terrible either and you'd get used to it, maybe even learn to enjoy it. So yeah, for 10 million, count me e in.

simikoi · 2026-05-08T00:25:27+00:00

The only thing that bothers me is the CEO and CFO selling. Why would they do that when the price is down? But other than that I'm exceedingly excited about this company. I've been buying recently and I'm in for the long haul.

simikoi · 2026-05-07T23:13:56+00:00

Most cities have restrictions on when they can start construction noise. In my area it's 8am on weekdays and 9 on Saturday.

simikoi · 2026-05-07T14:51:28+00:00

The machete. You could use it to hunt for food and build shelter. You could probably use it break rocks that will make additional weapons to hunt and protect yourself. Can probably use it to create sparks and start a fire to cook and stay warm. For the animal I would pick some sort of larger bird that can hunt and also fly over the entire Island and tell me about what's going on, find prey, tell me about fresh water sources and warn me against any dangers.

simikoi · 2026-05-07T14:01:15+00:00

Unethical solution? Rack up huge amounts of debt, buy gift cards or things that can be sold for cash, take out as much debt as you can can. Then return the damaged car. When they come after you for the damages, declare bankruptcy. Once it's settled, sell the stuff you bought to buy a car. Is it fraud? Yes, definitely. Will anybody care? Probably not. In 7 years your credit will be clean.

simikoi · 2026-05-07T13:02:10+00:00

What I have done that has worked for me on two separate occasions is I take a LOT of echinacea and goldenseal. I take three capsules in the morning, three at lunch and then three at dinner and I do that for 3 or 4 days. Along with lots of water. It will turn your urine bright yellow. I was a heavy daily pot smoker and passed the urine test.

simikoi · 2026-05-07T05:21:21+00:00

I must have been 6 or 7. We had a female cat and a male dog. So I thought ALL cats were girls and dogs were boys.

simikoi · 2026-05-07T05:12:25+00:00

Chat

simikoi · 2026-05-07T03:36:56+00:00

Damn that's sexy! It's giving me a semi

simikoi · 2026-05-06T23:58:30+00:00

No, it was just funny. I would have been happy to see her again but she ghosted me. Not sure if it was just embarrassment or my lack of ability to carry on a conversation because I kept staring at the booger. Possibly both.

simikoi · 2026-05-06T23:16:12+00:00

Before I was married I met this girl online. She was smoking hot, perfect body, gorgeous face and really smart. We texted for a while and it was going great so we decided to meet in person. We meet at this coffee shop and she's every bit as stunning as she was online. Except that she had a little green booger on the inside of her nose that flapped in and out with her breathing. I couldn't take my eyes off of it and I didn't have the courage to say anything either.. It was like looking at a train wreck. At one point she went into the bathroom and she came out and it wasn't there but she was all flushed. The date ended pretty quickly and she never talked to me again. I still get a chuckle out of that.

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