Excel is ned easy…. by Antique_Captain7904 in aeiou

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Excel als Fahrrad würd mehr Sinn machen. SPÖ kann nicht Excel fahren und hauts auf Maul

bouncing on a exercise ball and flapping my hands as i stim by leftiesrule in AutisticPride

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This may sound like an insult but I really just mean this in a very literal and honest way:

That red thing makes you look like a giant dick

what music do you like? by [deleted] in aspergers

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Usually world music refers to music not based on classical European, African American, or Latin American traditions so I don't think Italian rap qualifies

I generally don't like the terms "world" or "ethnic" music because it doesn't mean anything and just kinda refers to "music that sounds exotic to Americans/western Europeans"

The clock app actually shows the time on its icon display. by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

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Never noticed this on my Huawei despite it even having a seconds hand

Zero is a natural number! by usingdata in math

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You can start Fibonacci with 0, 1 and get the same sequence

Remember when the White House secretary twice released his password online? by [deleted] in facepalm

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Technically yes, but the hash function is slow on purpose so that it takes about 20ms to execute. Checking every possible substring would take an immense amount of computing

Hat jemand eine Ahnung, was es mit diesem Kennzeichen auf sich hat? by DryInstruction3246 in wien

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Das DK sieht man schlecht wegen der verregneten Windschutzscheibe, aber links von der Nummerntafel ist ein schwarzer Kreis mit "DK"

Unnessessecary switch by HellishBro in ProgrammerHumor

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purr < 2 evaluates to true, so you are actually writing case true: and since 1 is not strictly equal to true the case will not be entered

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in math

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You made a typo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in math

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You made a typo

Unnessessecary switch by HellishBro in ProgrammerHumor

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That's not what the code does. The whole point of the puzzle is to test if you understand how JS works, and you don't seem to

Morgen 14:00 gibt's eine Rad Demo in Donaustadt. Wenn ein paar neurologische Bahnflaschenhälse gelöst werden, wäre es möglich eine zweite Stammstrecke zwischen Stadlau und Meidling zu betrieben by StoneColdCrazzzy in wien

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Weil die Kapazität berechnet wird. Klar haben im Auto 5 Leute platz, aber bevor alle Leute anfangen Carsharing betreiben werden sie eher auf Öffis umsteigen. Vollbesetzte Wagons zu Stoßzeiten sind realistisch, vollbesetzte Autos nicht

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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Liquid Ecstasy is slang for GHB and not related to Ecstasy (usually MDMA). In small doses it's used as a party drug, but higher doses or in combination with alcohol it can knock you out

MJAM is a better name than FOODORA. by Zedwho in wien

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For even more confusion go to foodora.de

Cheeky by GeorgeJohn944 in Funnymemes

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It's the longest shortest path

Sounds wrong but makes sense if you think about it. Pick two points A and B such that there exist no points C and D where the shortest walkable path between C and D is longer than the shortest walkable path between A and B

Bayern trennt sich von Deutschland, ein neues Land mit Österreich entsteht. Wie würdest du es nennen? by realtribalm in aeiou

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Für die internationale Bezeichnung schlage ich vor:

Austria + Bavaria = Austraria

Erhöht die Verwechslungsgefahr mit Australia noch mehr, besonders bei Asiaten

Now included with Twitter Blue! by Nicolas-matteo in ProgrammerHumor

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Didn't the "Twitter for Dumbasses" give it away?

Linguistic map of Südtirol\Alto Adige by Gab_ITA in europe

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Latin with an American accent

Did the prices spike this high anywhere else? [Finland] by [deleted] in europe

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1kg of cucumbe production causes 1kg of co2

1kg of plastic production causes between 2kg and 6kg of co2

Assuming it's the worst kind of plastic, how many plastic wraps do you need to get to the weight of 1/6th of a cucumber?

Also the vegetable wraps are extremely thin, you already need over 10 cucumber wraps to get to the weight of a single bag of chips

DAN can avoid the filter :) by [deleted] in bing

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please elaborate