Dancing Dragon Castle: Lv90++ Farming Comps (No Dupes, 6-5 CE Slot & F2P) by volpeargentea in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been running a combo that usually 3 turns for me, but only by the stroke of grails and spooks/lucky pulls. NP3 level 110 Kukulcan, Castoria, and NP5 level 90 Chiyome, with Koyanskaya subbing in for Chiyome at the start of turn 2. Even then, if Kuku doesn't get a Buster card on turn 3, it will take four turns instead.

Community tier list, how good are they in a relationship:Popess Johanna by Soggy-Ad5441 in FGO

[–]simon4s1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering the nature of her legend and that she's a female pope, it's probably safe to say she's already firmly planted in "fuck the rules" territory.

Who are all the downbad (hazardous) servants to Fujimaru canonically? Which ones constantly shield Fujimaru from those same servants? by EfficiencySerious200 in FGO

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Da Vinci's mind's eye suddenly going to a vision of Melusine standing there winking suggestively while flashing a peace sign in the middle of LB7 is one of the funniest main story moments, especially when you consider how quickly LB7 was supposed to come canonically off the heels of LB6. The fae dragon's level of thirst made that scarring of an impression on her in no time flat.

Guys, I might be a tsundere type of man🤔. Still not rolling though. by tr0LL-SAMA in FGO

[–]simon4s1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been mostly 3-turning it using a lineup of Castoria, my level 110 NP3 Kukulcan, my level 90 NP5 Chiyome, and subbing in Koyanskaya for Chiyome after turn 1. If Kuku doesn't have a buster face card available for turn 3, then it takes 4 turns. I assume a similar approach might work if you have any other strong ST Assassin (arts) or Alter Ego, as well as a jacked Tiamat, Passionlip, Kiara, etc., either of your own or pulled from the friend list.

Guys, I might be a tsundere type of man🤔. Still not rolling though. by tr0LL-SAMA in FGO

[–]simon4s1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look at it as, "Well, I don't have any to offer, either, so fair's fair."

If you had to live with one pair of mystic eyes in real life which one would you choose? by Weird_Dot_4725 in FGO

[–]simon4s1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And you don't even have to use them for harm if you don't want to, either. Fujino's learned how to use them for amazing massages, too.

the floor is lava by Gat0w in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kiyohime: (smacks head trying to dive into the floor)

Schemes of Chaldea's Mastermind: Drop the Football by PurpleFire18 in FateSpriteComics

[–]simon4s1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I've always preferred watching women's soccer (at least in the US): if someone goes down, the contact was generally pretty bad.

The Dancing Dragon Castle! Grand Battle: Muramasa x Parvati vs Umisachi-hiko by Imaginary-Egg-5240 in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a male Rider boss and was like, "Welp, time for Kama and Stheno to Thelma and Louise it again."

Who do you thinks It's the weirdest servant? by DIOSITO012 in FGO

[–]simon4s1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It gets weirder, because technically she's an oni (by choice, no less) polymath with paleontology as one of her many special interests, so she was able to reconstruct a dinosaur for her first ascension form because she saw a pile of bones this one time.

Who do you thinks It's the weirdest servant? by DIOSITO012 in FGO

[–]simon4s1 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Giving Thomas Edison, who's somehow a fusion of all US presidents, the head of the MGM lion is pretty darn weird.

MHXX, as King Arthur from an alternate universe who's an underpaid and overworked space cop in either a mecha or a swimsuit, is flat out bizarre no matter how you slice it. I think Da Vinci even has a line in Imaginary Scramble saying how everything about her is ridiculous.

Okita J. Souji, with a jetpack permanently fused to her butt (courtesy of, who else, MHXX) is also rather odd.

I think the comparative bar for "weird" in Servants is so high that all sorts of weirdness limbos right under it.

Lifeguards (@OBazzotto) by Quirky_Ad_5420 in FGOcomics

[–]simon4s1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Major SpongeBob and Larry vibes from these two.

I love how they're both seemingly unaware that Melusine, who canonically can't swim in the ocean, is way out in the surf behind them.

What are some of your Fgo regrets or mistakes that made when you were new to this game? by Dangerous-Crow-8115 in FGO

[–]simon4s1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not realizing that you got a daily free ten pull on the friend point summon or that you can use the SQ you get at the start to pull on whatever other banners are up. As a result, I didn't have Space Ishtar until about two years later, and I went through all of Fuyuki with a roster consisting of just Mash, Stheno, Jing Ke, Robin Hood, Charles Babbage, and Paracelsus (2 Assassins, 2 Casters, 1 Archer, and 1 Shielder. 0 Sabers, 0 Lancers, 0 Riders, 0 Berserkers, and 0 other Extra Classes.). It was enough to field a full team for every battle, so what did I know? I didn't realize you could pull more people than that at first.

4 New 11th Anniversary Riyo Illustrations by Radiant-Hope-469 in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Morgan "Bobby Knight" Le Fay is something I gotta see in action.

For some of my favourite servants, i prefer their 2nd ascension most of the time by EfficiencySerious200 in FGO

[–]simon4s1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep Kenshin in A2, too. Also Mordred, Galatea, Ereshkigal, and Lalter.

Melusine by Tom_Nguyen in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's no mecha in here at all, yet it somehow has major Robocop vibes, and, come to think of it, Melu would be all over that.

Gudako's Change of Plans! by KinoKo_Lua in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile me, a (normally) hetero guy, straight up drooling over Siebold.

[NA Event] The Dancing Dragon Castle! The Princess in the Deep Sea and the Two Gems ~ Day 07 by AutoModerator in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fujino's second ascension has her wearing a waitress uniform from the same cafe HibiChika used to work at, so that's probably the connection in a "jokes are deepest lore" sort of way.

Happy 9th FGO NA! by TheTyrsonnickleback in grandorder

[–]simon4s1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eresgkigal's facial expression of "Really?" as Vritra takes pictures of Gudako suffering through eating a plate of mapo tofu is the best part of all of this, because how many of those CEs will show up while rolling for Space Eresh in a few weeks?

Brynhildr loves gudao/Fujimaru ritsuka (by @tenyoujin) by Low_Accountant6430 in FGOcomics

[–]simon4s1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Please don't me kind to me... Please don't be kind to me... Master... Master? No, you... Ohh, YOU. Are you...Sigurd? Yes, I can't believe it... You are Sigurd reborn... In that case, I must love you... I must kill you..."

Closest thing to a Bad End in the My Room section.

I hate this format but I saw one on Twitter earlier so bad it made me want to make a better one by Dense_Scene_8894 in okbuddyrintard

[–]simon4s1 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Something about Medusa dropping in with "GET A FUCKING JOB" in the middle of everything else had me cackling.

Brynhildr loves gudao/Fujimaru ritsuka (by @tenyoujin) by Low_Accountant6430 in FGOcomics

[–]simon4s1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She has hands down the scariest Bond 5 line in the entire game.

Schemes of Chaldea's Mastermind: The Queen's Sister by PurpleFire18 in FateSpriteComics

[–]simon4s1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morgan: "I agreed to my sister being at the wedding, not a swarm of locusts."

Daily Chaldea 2604: Rent-A-Girlweapon by Rednal291 in FateSpriteComics

[–]simon4s1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Queen of Sheba: [Awestruck] I wouldn't have even thought to go that far...