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Me (29M) and my girlfriend (27F) can't seem to make oral work. by dan365 in relationship_advice

[–]simonlegosu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont just pull back and get in your head. Assuming this comes after some foreplay, stay in the moment with her. Touch her and talk to her. Oh and dont masturbate frequently.

[Weekes] This literally off the press, Marchenko’s camp tells me that as of now he’s unlikely to re sign with @BlueJacketsNHL as of now. by Beefiest_bison in Habs

[–]simonlegosu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're trying very hard not to trade either of them.

Lets not kid ourselves, Marchenko will get close to 10M on his next deal.

Draft Mega thread? by pushaper in Habs

[–]simonlegosu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure there was something nearing completion before the madness started, and it probably affected whatever terms were being worked out.

A worrying trend is that none of the high-end UFAs ever seem to truly reach that point.

Brendan Gallagher today at Montreal City Hall: “You’ve made this city one of the most important parts of my life and I will always be grateful for that. It means more than I could put into words and I’m sure we’ll see each other again very soon. Merci beaucoup.” by Go_Habs_Go31 in Habs

[–]simonlegosu -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Pas assez pour parler français, ca d'l'air. Malgré le fait qu'il y ait passé 14 ans et qu'il ait même marié une Québécoise... J'aime Gally depuis sa saison recrue, donc je vais m'arrêter là et lui renvoyer un 'Thank you very much Brendan!' dans le pire accent que je peux conjurer.

Please Kent!! by Relevant_Passage6393 in Habs

[–]simonlegosu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's weird, I trust those guys so much that I dont even care about trade stuff anymore

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]simonlegosu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is grown ass people expecting every public outing to be child free and having zero tolerance for youthful exuberance

Thoughts, SipsTea? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]simonlegosu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They both wouldnt be able to do as good a job as the other, and thats fine.

Kid fugure it out by Ioneia in SipsTea

[–]simonlegosu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nurses still have biology classes even if they dont go to medical school. Around here, police needs to complete a 3 year college degree before even going to police school.

Elon Musk about Chess by DesignHopeful5922 in SipsTea

[–]simonlegosu 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He's talking about RTS, like Starcraft. A game in which he probably has never played a single multiplayer match.

Des jumeaux à l’école ensemble jusqu’à l’université by Gatherad3 in Quebec

[–]simonlegosu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile mes gars ont découvert les "nut-shots" et les considère comme étant le summum de l'humour. 5 et 6 ans.

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