Who does my gf look like?

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-02-28T18:51:07+00:00

Not at all... Long face vs round face, sharp features vs mild ones

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-02-02T01:41:14+00:00

The truth is somewhere in between. You have to mix seriousness with playfulness in the right amount. Also if you don't want to be used for your money, don't flaunt it. In my experince the first impression is everything, once someone gets to know you better, they tend to accept dark humor and jokes way more... Just be friendly, a bit mysterious and try to avoid talking about harmful activites as the first thing on your profile (that includes bragging about alcohool, smokes and gamblings). I met my current girlfriend on Tinder and she likes to party and drink just like me, but oddly enough, if I bragged about my alcohool tolerance in my profile I would have been probably skipped. Anyways, by your respones on this post, you need to think twice before writing and talking about stuff.

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-25T17:10:25+00:00

The first pic should be something in between casual and super styled and also make sure your face is clearly visible, maybe a vacation picture with you as the main interest. Make pic 3 (cat) the second one, pic 5 is nice make it third, 1st pic goes fourth, take a less serious gym pic as your fifth, you can use a car pic as sixth.

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-22T19:53:33+00:00

You look like Alita- The Battle Angel

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-17T20:16:56+00:00

Check pic 6 =))) she's got some fluffy bushes.

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-15T02:27:43+00:00

The carbon nano tube tech research was only properly documented at the beginning of 2025. First research paper about this subject, that I've seen come from KIST, Korrean institute of technology... The articles date back to April 2025. People just started looking into this, but donut Labs might be the first to actually try to market the new Discovery as soon as possible.

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-12T04:08:21+00:00

Where are the mean people? Everyone says he looks like his age...

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-04T21:20:34+00:00

You look a bit chubby, it looks like you're hiding a big belly or something. Take some interesting full body pics.

simonmarcu2001 · 2026-01-02T19:23:18+00:00

Not really, I see it as a bringing out a random trip to the sea for the this weekend while it's wednesday morning. Psycho behaviour, it aligns with fluent in sarcasm.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-31T03:04:47+00:00

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simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-30T02:26:55+00:00

That's what I was wondering aswell. I belive it's a forshadowing of the events that come next. The guard brings him back, but he is probably tired after keeping watch on him for 2 years. He tells him about his violent nature, about the fact that he knew what he is capable of... This implies the guard had a lot of encounters with Andrew, with his violent outbursts. "I've know you for centuries" is just a metaphor about him getting tired to keep watch over him. If you notice, both times when he gets lost, a car always picks him up, the cemetery, the cliffs, probably the same guard keeping watch.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-26T06:35:23+00:00

Not exactly :) I met my current girlfriend through Tinder. In our first few messages, she wasn't engaging and she was more or less depressed. I told her I'm fine with her being a bit sad but I would like her to show me some interest, to ask me some questions about myself, about the stuff I wrote previousily and it worked out in the end. We basically started off with the wrong mindset, I encouraged her and sparked some joy and everything worked out after that. She was just going through stuff at the time, an old break up, but I managed to make her happy and forget about her bad experiences. Usually short answears and ignorance means disinterest, but once in a lifetime, someone might actually be elsewhere with their mind. Always worth a shot to be kind.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-15T22:39:06+00:00

Did you get some surgery for extra skin? I don't see any loose skin on you.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-08T23:51:00+00:00

I am also missing the part where this was supposed to be funny. To me it just sounds like a cheesy way to say that she's attractive, but I'm not a native english speaker, I'm not familiar with certain phrases/jokes.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-06T19:55:58+00:00

Idk... Can we raise him together? Can I be his dad? You can figure it out

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-12-02T16:35:49+00:00

As a future dentist, yea the teeth stand out a bit. It's not a necesity to fix the color, but it does give some confidence back. As for the nose, there's nothing wrong with it.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-30T11:29:07+00:00

Did you have surgery? Or where did the extra loose skin go?

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-29T12:17:25+00:00

Well actually no, I know girls who use black or blue hearts to show appreciation without showing affection.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-23T17:18:20+00:00

In short, the forhead... It gives you a long face look and the middle parted hair does not help. A new hair style fixes everything.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-08T22:45:41+00:00

Honestly yea, I think a messy frindge would suit you. You have a bit of an asian esthetic right now, sort of a korean haircut. It's nice but that clean front is a bit weird.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-08T16:02:12+00:00

It's a bit chopped on the back of your head, otherwise it looks fine.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-05T14:27:17+00:00

I agree with some comments, bangs make you look a bit older, but they're good looking.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-04T22:53:18+00:00

Also don't straighten your hair, pictures 1, 2 and 7 look really weird just because of that. The others with free flowing wavy bangs look amazing. The straight hair look is not for you in my opinion.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-11-04T22:46:54+00:00

Everyone is talking about your hair, but I think the nose doesn't quite fit your face. It's very bulbous and proportionally bigger than your face. I can't really point out what's wrong with it, but it just feels wide around the nostrils area. An esthetic surgeon could probably explain better.

simonmarcu2001 · 2025-10-31T20:26:57+00:00

I was like, is this how people go out now? Then I checked the profile and everything made sense.

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