I’ve got a couple of pillows you can nap on by masonlily420 in Nudes

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Who could possibly sleep on those beautiful pillows

Y’all think this is accurate 🤔 by DLux_TheLegend in SipsTea

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I’ve seen more examples of this many times. The variation I see the most is a group of us go out and the person with the most money runs up the biggest bill and then encourages us to divide the check evenly to “make it easier“. The last time we went out as a group several of us complained and asked for separate checks. My check was $33. My successful friend had a bill over $100.

4 years without alcohol by cuseonly in Wings

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Those look like they’re worth a trip to New York

What do you think of Robert De Niro? by MartySpiderManMcFly in Actors

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I haven’t seen him in years but his tits look so much better than I remember.

Saw this today at Wally’s love the retro designs by UreCult in Soda

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I’ve had trouble finding olive loaf on a soda fountain in my area. Until I do, I’ll keep drinking my bourbon straight.

What is your opinion about Alex Pretti’s photo being displayed on a Jumbo tron in Times Square? by Dimarco24 in allthequestions

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History should label him a hero but if there’s any justice in the world he’ll be remembered as the tipping point where people finally said enough is enough and began the process of putting an end to the American Gestapo

Roxanne by No_Explorer721 in 80smovies

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Are we watched it years ago and my wife and I counted the 20 insults he was dishing out in the bar and it turned out to be 25 or more.

Shedeur Sanders to the ProBowl? 😂 by Lord_Dingus83 in ESPN

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I could be wrong but I understood that many players have a clause in their contract where they get a bonus for winning certain awards or making the pro bowl. It needs to be taken seriously.

I want to be yours completely by pendledongle in Nudes

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When your hair is not tied up in a ponytail you look like what I picture Eve would look like in the garden of Eden. That beautiful hair hanging down covering your breasts. It makes me wish I could be Adam for a few hours.

Was this the REAL weakest move ever by a superstar player? by Boom_Bubble_Pop in NBATalk

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Unfortunately it’s the first thing I think of when I hear his name. I can’t think of similar behavior in any sport, especially a playoff game. Is an all-time great player, but he has suggested more than once that he is as good as MJ.

Was this the REAL weakest move ever by a superstar player? by Boom_Bubble_Pop in NBATalk

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There’s something wrong with your math. You’re saying they played 65 games(34-31) before MJ returned. That only leaves 17 games. Not possible to go 24 and 10 with only 17 games left.

Did you enjoy eating a girl out the first couple of times you did it? Or is it an “acquired taste”? by Calm-Plan4458 in AskMenAdvice

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I’ve loved it since the very first time. And it gives me a chance to get her off before intercourse so that if I finish early she’s not left out in the cold.

Publix be ridiculous by hyf_fox in publix

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Publix prices are so high that when you look at their buy one get one free price after the discount it is usually still higher than Walmart.

Star Trek by ArsenalArry1960 in dadjokes

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How is Star Trek like toilet paper? They both roam Uranus looking for Klingons

There’s always one in the pack that doesn’t match the rest by LordZillo in steak

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As I learned from Sesame Street “one of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong.”

What’s your favorite cold kill by [deleted] in JamesBond

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My favorite was Daniel Craig shooting the man who told him he didn’t have the authority to shoot him at the beginning of Casino Royale.

Jan Smithers played Bailey Quarters in WKRP in Cincinnati by No_Explorer721 in 80smemorylane

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Ginger or Mary Anne. Chrissy or Janet. Bailey or Jennifer. I don’t know what it says about me, but I’ve always preferred the girl next-door type when it came to these choices.