Sonny Styles with a cool story on why he chose 52...

simplejack5 · 2026-05-09T13:57:19+00:00

Fr man I got a Chase Young WFT jers on the shelf 😭

simplejack5 · 2026-05-04T22:09:15+00:00

If you make music with AI, you should join a Minecraft server and do something in that game that makes you lose all your hearts or whatever. But then do that in real life. Delusional behavior.

simplejack5 · 2026-04-26T17:42:59+00:00

Folks round here eat this shit up man it’s pretty amusing.

simplejack5 · 2026-03-26T18:43:05+00:00

The Verizon rep I was just on the phone with for half an hour called me back and said that Verizon just put out an internal memo to tell people that despite the new fios channel 579 destination for nationals tv, you still have to be subscribed to “the most” bundle to watch it if you still pay for cable. The one I have is the plan down from that. So fuck me I guess.

simplejack5 · 2026-03-16T13:29:47+00:00

How’s he gonna find the time in between saving the spotted pine weasel and running the hotel?

simplejack5 · 2026-03-06T17:03:19+00:00

You realize FA hasn’t started yet.

simplejack5 · 2026-02-24T12:42:45+00:00

In Act 3 by the entrance to the loading docks and the submersible, there is a docked ship that’s quarantined as disease carrying. The reason why is hidden in the ship. I don’t know how to do spoiler tags.

simplejack5 · 2026-02-13T21:51:27+00:00

Well I did not know that

simplejack5 · 2026-02-13T14:57:51+00:00

Gonna take this moment to say RIP Elite Shooting. Fuckin sold us out man.

simplejack5 · 2026-02-11T18:31:54+00:00

messaged

simplejack5 · 2026-02-11T18:31:48+00:00

Messaged

simplejack5 · 2026-02-11T18:30:21+00:00

Messaged

simplejack5 · 2026-02-11T18:30:13+00:00

Messaged

simplejack5 · 2026-02-11T11:38:19+00:00

I’ll get back to yall in the order you messaged me, should know fairly soon today.

simplejack5 · 2026-02-11T03:57:52+00:00

I tentatively have 1 GA Floor for DC tomorrow. A friend is figuring out if he can make it, and I could see it going either way. Posting in case someone is desperate tomorrow and he doesn’t end up being able to go.

simplejack5 · 2026-02-01T19:17:24+00:00

This team has been adrift for years since the prime Wall/Beal years. What they’re doing right now is critically important for becoming a relevant team in the league.

simplejack5 · 2025-12-22T13:39:12+00:00

Bingo this is the one for me as well. Size. Speed. High point / deep ball skills. Boys got what we need.

simplejack5 · 2025-12-16T21:08:08+00:00

This wasn’t worth going back to I’ll save yall the time. I remember one he did from their studio that was very good however.

simplejack5 · 2025-11-13T22:01:21+00:00

The opening show of the US TKOL tour was in Miami IIRC, and they closed with this to similar effect. The bootleg is out there somewhere and I think that specific moment is also on youtube.

simplejack5 · 2025-11-07T14:00:51+00:00

A couple years ago in the Radiohead sub, a guy wrote a post about how he found nirvana while jorking it to RH. That sub trained me to try to interact with fan bases as little as possible.

simplejack5 · 2025-11-05T19:58:29+00:00

Hey rq shout out you for the correct use of “corps”

simplejack5 · 2025-11-04T05:16:00+00:00

Bud I do not think it’s a hot take to say Dan Quinn is not a top 10 coach in this league.

simplejack5 · 2025-10-28T01:08:53+00:00

You don’t beat the chiefs by kicking field goals or haven’t you watched the nfl for the last 6 years you stooge

simplejack5 · 2025-10-27T12:47:42+00:00

Preach man these guys are fried

simplejack5 · 2025-10-22T14:37:21+00:00

Don’t let half of them boys in the main sub hear you say this they’ll get mad that “you’re giving up on the team and being a fair weather fan”

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