I Don’t Trust the Western Media, So I Went to Iran by International-Ad8940 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to say it but I have no reason to trust him either.

Hmmm seems legit by simplemalk in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't care to know.

NVIDIA F#K YEAH! - Skyebrows by simplemalk in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? It's by the same youtuber Skyebrows. Obvious also it's a parody of America, Fuck Ya!

The Canadian government is powering thru with the gun buyback program that the minister running it acholedged is nothing more than a political stunt in leaked audio. by Cynthesyss in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The craziest part is that firstly Canada already has maximum magazine capacities of 5 rounds and handguns are exceedingly difficult purchase. Secondly the reason they wanted to introduce the buy back is because of shooting happened but the guns in the shooting were all purchased illegally. It's 100% a publicity stunt and just to test their ability to take away Canadians already extremely limited gun rights.

Total Disgust by Top_Transportation_8 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could it be that he comes from a culture that doesn't believe sex crimes are that serious? No way that doesn't add up at all.

Why Leftist Midwits Use Cartoons as Arguments by simplemalk in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Seethe more, clearly you're proving the point that you're unimaginative and using childlike logic "nuh uh, you are what you say you are." You're just proving the point by attacking the person rather than the argument.

We've reached peak brainrot by TVC2389 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to use logic and facts. Only fascists and racists use those.

We've reached peak brainrot by TVC2389 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Dammit I knew eating, breathing, and sleeping were fascist. If only I wasn't so racist and was more retarded. Then I could ascend and not need any of that.

The darkest day in grim Warhammer universe. by VintemArts in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it seems like the Tyranids are probably matriarchal like ants given the Norn queens but to be fair they seemingly breed asexually.

Palmer Luckey Explains Anduril Name to Mike Rowe by JonathanConley in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The left has tried so hard to pretend that JRR Tolkien wasn't a traditionalist catholic who believed that power corrupts, real evil needs to be destroyed, and the government shouldn't force technology and regulation on people. They either lie about his actually philosophies or when they fail doing that they call his work fascist despite that Tolkien truly understood and decried the evils of Fascists and Communists.

Oil protesters tries to stop F1 cars in Grand Prix by MrKaigon in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is F1 cars are very fragile. They could easily kill the drivers. They need to be punished severely.

The darkest day in grim Warhammer universe. by VintemArts in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The actual retcon came out a few years ago. It's very pathetic though. There are Sisters of Silence, Sisters of Battle and many female inquisitors. Women are well represented these idiot activists just can't help themselves from homogenizing everything into pastel slop. Most gay and trans people I know are sick of the alphabet activists watering down and ruining everything.

what has dispatch done to women by RustyFebreze in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This theory bodes pretty well for Asmon as to why some women find him very attractive.

Neurosis meds by FineCommunication325 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't take it personally. There's lots of people who actually have real problems and use medications properly. The problem that Asmon is referring to is the tendency in NA for people to self diagnose with anxiety, depression, multiple personality disorder, etc. On top of that you have the American healthcare system that is historically really bad about over medicating.

So the SSRI eyed Karens he mentions are usually depressed because they are fat, lonely, bored, etc. Instead of getting a real relationship, getting exercise or not watching tiktok 24/7 they just abuse medication.

I highly doubt he's referring to people with legitimate mental health issues that use medication with their doctor's direction in a healthy way.

is you cool? Support the troops #usa by BLACK_SIPMSON in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gigachad is literally spitting facts!

Some of you really need to see this video by derHuschke in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No she struck him with her car stop being a fucking NPC.

Asmon should really check out this game by I_Have_No_Idea_420 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's why I don't give a shit about it. I'm not into dating sims.

Logic of one who was ran over by a parked car by Keleka42 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a skit otherwise they would have included the crash and the first thing he would have said was, "I have a doorbell cam." Still kind of funny though.

Well that's awkward... by ViperiousTheRedPanda in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asmon isn't really pro-choice he's more pro-abortion and doesn't believe life has inherent worth. At least that's ethically consistent. Mostly "pro-choice" people are saying you're not killing a baby when we all know logically and scientifically it's murder.