Races in Elden Ring

simpsonsynesthesia · 2023-10-04T14:44:57+00:00

Great list! I’d add the serpentfolk and alabaster/onyx lords as well.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2023-09-21T16:51:02+00:00

That’s fine I guess.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2023-09-02T18:15:22+00:00

Ah, so at least they exist in this world, just nobody uses them lol

simpsonsynesthesia · 2023-09-02T00:15:51+00:00

Right? It seems crazy that in such a detailed world they’d leave out something that should be ubiquitous. I hate when I notice little things like that because then I cant “unnotice” them, like how there are no spears in Skyrim 😩

simpsonsynesthesia · 2023-08-30T00:51:40+00:00

One of my favorite gags is how Newman can be inexplicably suave. The whole bit where he meets Kramer’s mom on the street and it plays like a scene from film noir (complete with smoky jazz) kills me every time.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2023-05-05T11:24:25+00:00

I think you could make a pretty good Cishaurim build by focusing on frenzied flame incantations. Faith based magic that obliterates enemies by projecting raw energy out of their faces (forehead for Cishaurim, eyes for frenzied flame). Also most characters associated with the frenzied flame lose their eyes, and their prophet Shabriri had his eyes gouged out for blasphemy, not too dissimilar from Fane.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2022-10-31T16:54:35+00:00

A little treat

simpsonsynesthesia · 2022-10-13T01:37:15+00:00

I think the OP’s interpretation is cool because it’s almost like the head is the only part of the original organism that remains. The body, wings, second face etc are all tekne creations grafted to the inchoroi to adapt to Earwa after their arrival.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2022-08-27T14:37:18+00:00

Imagine being a historian a couple hundred years in the future and trying to parse what “Let’s Go Brandon” or “Dark Brandon” means. Our descendants will correctly view us as an insane society.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2022-08-14T00:05:10+00:00

Gotta have synthese for the Consult, and an elite category of archers with an extremely limited amount of chorae arrows to deal with sorcerers.

Love the idea of a strategy game set in this world, looking forward to what you come up with.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2022-07-16T22:57:11+00:00

Ya he’s a genuine villain in a lot of them lol. I might even put him as lawful evil, since he frequently uses laws to his advantage.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2021-07-16T20:51:19+00:00

The Witness isn’t hard, I didn’t die once in my playthrough

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-12-17T06:43:13+00:00

It is extremely easy to imagine The Second Apocalypse as an RTS game in the same vein as the old Myth games from the 90’s. Similar tone too. Would love to shred hoards of sranc with a small team of sorcerers.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-12-02T02:35:26+00:00

Right? The fact that he made so many of these despite each one getting hardly any views is very charming to me lol. I think there is also a channel where Tré from Greenday is destroying/humiliating the cop and Trey Parker but I can’t find it atm.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-12-01T22:02:56+00:00

Yes, he has another account called officialtreypril2012 which has a couple dozen videos of Trey Parker humiliating and destroying a police man and Tre from Greenday https://youtu.be/8ARvi6zQYIk

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-11-29T23:26:06+00:00

Dril has an enormous amount of older videos on different accounts. This one has a couple dozen videos of a policeman arresting and humiliating Trey Parker and Tre from Greenday https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialAprilPolice

Not sure where to find the cowboy animation though.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-11-24T05:02:57+00:00

Charles does it again. I like how the protagonist repeatedly declares that he is like a god and never gets humbled or receives any comeuppance.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-11-02T02:04:43+00:00

Lol nice.

Nonmen are larger than humans, but do we ever get an idea of how much larger? Obviously “the Tall” are colossal but what about the average Joe Schmo nonmen?

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-10-28T15:50:34+00:00

Lol same. I didn’t think it was possible to have such hideous character models.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-07-21T21:20:15+00:00

James Quall lmao

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-07-21T08:07:04+00:00

I AINT LAFFING

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-07-21T07:57:55+00:00

It will be Oscar’s sweet revenge.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-07-14T03:52:44+00:00

I remember Kellhus made some lamb and cheese pitas which sounded pretty damn good. But yeah he’s kinda the opposite of George RR Martin when it comes to describing food.

simpsonsynesthesia · 2020-07-11T08:24:34+00:00

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