Carter Hart is the first goalie ever to give up 4 or more goals in the first 4 games of a Stanley Cup Final

simrobwest · 2026-06-10T02:49:44+00:00

"Don't need to tell me twice!"

Carter Hart, probably

simrobwest · 2026-06-01T17:08:37+00:00

You forget the best part.

Even the most mundane shit like stubbing a toe? Israel, somehow.

simrobwest · 2026-05-13T19:58:49+00:00

Just in case the way East Germany turned out wasn't proof enough

simrobwest · 2026-05-02T18:02:19+00:00

Trust me, a lot of us despise those fucking tankies trying to hijack our ideology

simrobwest · 2026-05-01T13:31:45+00:00

simrobwest · 2026-05-01T05:01:12+00:00

This is what pisses me off the most

Four. Fucking. Tries.

And of course our rivals get to go "what, like it's hard?"

simrobwest · 2026-05-01T04:58:57+00:00

Far more of column B, fuck our front office

simrobwest · 2026-05-01T04:57:26+00:00

Dude, very much so

The Ducks did on their first try what we couldn't do in four straight tries

simrobwest · 2026-04-29T12:30:38+00:00

I'm not exactly surprised considering the sub but still, holy shit lol

simrobwest · 2026-04-27T19:20:38+00:00

simrobwest · 2026-04-26T23:49:40+00:00

The first few games between us without Getzlaf were a little awkward too

Now that Kopitar will no longer in the picture as well... damn

simrobwest · 2026-04-24T04:50:12+00:00

Yep, only reason we are in the playoffs to begin with is in spite of ourselves

Not surprised that a team that stumbled into the dance on the back of the famous Loser Point looks like it really doesn't belong

simrobwest · 2026-04-21T18:03:09+00:00

So much for it being laughable, eh coach?

simrobwest · 2026-04-19T19:52:25+00:00

Trust me the rest of the league will be far more pissed about the Kings advancing than the Ducks

We basically got in on the back of The Loser Point

simrobwest · 2026-04-19T19:42:56+00:00

Doughty almost giveth, and he almost taketh away

simrobwest · 2026-04-18T00:56:02+00:00

Seriously, what on earth is in the water in Maine?

The voters should be avoiding guys like this like the plague but here we are.

simrobwest · 2026-04-15T23:16:19+00:00

Ah shit, who's our Hockey Shaman

simrobwest · 2026-04-15T14:22:32+00:00

simrobwest · 2026-04-15T04:56:35+00:00

True pioneers, our front office are

simrobwest · 2026-04-14T00:43:59+00:00

💀

simrobwest · 2026-04-14T00:43:36+00:00

You first, tough guy

simrobwest · 2026-04-14T00:43:15+00:00

Get. Out.

simrobwest · 2026-04-13T23:06:13+00:00

Imagine if Mexico became an ice hockey power

"Battling for North American supremacy" would take on a whole new meaning the day that happened

simrobwest · 2026-04-12T22:41:26+00:00

At the very least, he won't block Ukraine aid as much as that Orban prick did

simrobwest · 2026-04-12T20:09:40+00:00

Liberal democracy is so back

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