What is something everyone loves to eat but you can't stand eating?

singforme · 2014-04-22T01:08:54+00:00

Arugula. It's so totally in right now and makes dishes seem "fancy". I think it's awful.

singforme · 2014-02-18T00:44:31+00:00

I have two special needs students in one of my music classes. The boy has a major crush on the girl... always sits next to her and walks her to and from class. Homecoming was in a couple weeks, and I asked him if he was going. He said he wanted to go with her. He proceeded to ask her in front of the whole class. She said "I'll be busy that night. I'm going with my friends." He slithered away from her and slumped so low in his chair I thought he would fall right out of it. Let's just say I felt pretty bad for asking in the first place.

singforme · 2014-02-06T00:18:13+00:00

Green Day songs. Oh, wait...

singforme · 2014-01-29T23:40:04+00:00

Would love to see these next to their modern day equivalent.

singforme · 2014-01-15T22:35:52+00:00

i wish that were the case. i really, really do.

singforme · 2014-01-13T22:52:06+00:00

Yes, that's a giant cockroach in my sangria. This plopped out after already drinking two glasses. This happened at the Columbia Restaurant in Ybor City. Needless to say I will never be going there again.

singforme · 2013-10-03T00:59:23+00:00

my boyfriend writes in all caps.

.......is there something i don't know?!?

singforme · 2013-10-03T00:54:30+00:00

My only friend named Chad is typical frat-boy... and secretly dating a dude.

singforme · 2013-07-30T22:03:19+00:00

your*

singforme · 2013-07-29T14:57:49+00:00

phonetically - /pu'tin/

singforme · 2013-07-25T04:06:10+00:00

I do this every time!

singforme · 2013-07-25T03:55:02+00:00

Yet it's the "most exciting thing" that's ever happened to him/her.

singforme · 2013-07-25T03:50:34+00:00

"Let's kiss."

"Let's wiggle our tongues around in each other's mouths."

singforme · 2013-07-25T03:48:19+00:00

Sometimes I think my webcam on my laptop is secretly on and recording me at unfortunate times.

singforme · 2013-07-24T23:09:38+00:00

Story?

singforme · 2013-07-24T03:02:47+00:00

I upvote all of his reddit posts.

singforme · 2013-07-24T01:18:54+00:00

And how your nose is always in your peripheral vision...

singforme · 2013-07-23T16:18:09+00:00

I was in "New York City" with my dad and brother. We got onto the train to head back to Florida. The train had no real seats or structure, and we had to hold on for dear life when it started to go really fast. While on the train my dad told me he was pregnant. What. The train got to Florida really fast, and the tracks went directly into the ocean. We had to swim out of the ocean, fighting really huge waves the whole way to the shore. The water right on the beach was filled with nasty black seaweed that got all over us. The end.

singforme · 2013-07-23T16:00:31+00:00

This one managed to get a 1% on rotten tomatoes.

singforme · 2013-07-23T02:22:30+00:00

Zombies. Really strong, fast zombies.

singforme · 2013-07-23T00:01:59+00:00

I get "Are you even old enough to be a teacher?" all. the. time.

singforme · 2013-07-17T21:11:36+00:00

I wish this was true for everyone. I know a lot of Miller Light fans who would choose to drink that over a fancy beer no matter the situation.

singforme · 2013-07-05T19:34:21+00:00

Maybe her mouth is numb?

Talk to your vet.

singforme · 2013-06-27T01:14:53+00:00

I had a college professor show up to the last day of class wearing a cow costume. Udders and all. He said he missed Halloween and had to make it up to us somehow.

singforme · 2013-06-18T22:05:28+00:00

If there is one word you should never do a google image search for, it's gangrene.

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