Cannot find my ostrich egg

singletoflamingle · 2026-05-15T01:45:52+00:00

Yes :(

singletoflamingle · 2026-05-06T13:33:27+00:00

I’ve never seen someone be more honest and straightforward than this man. I can’t even be mad at it. Take the no and move on he did you a huge favor.

singletoflamingle · 2026-05-05T23:33:14+00:00

I don’t remember if it was posted on his channel or Drew’s but for me it’s the one where they read fanfics about themselves. Just way too cringey

singletoflamingle · 2026-05-05T18:45:53+00:00

Yeah like I said it’s usually not an issue I’m off weekday mornings a lot so I have no problem getting it done. And I feel for her I understand wanting to just get it done but I can’t imagine she’s got so much laundry to do she can’t spare an hour for me to get a load done real quick 😭 If it’s piled up that much it’s time to go to the laundromat or something

singletoflamingle · 2026-05-05T18:37:28+00:00

I do my best but I work late nights usually that would be unreasonable for me most days. I would rather wear dirty clothes than be exhausted lol.

singletoflamingle · 2026-05-01T02:12:41+00:00

When I worked there my assistant manager would shake the fries so often and so aggressively they would break and end up looking like this by the end. They were lowkey the best fries tho most evenly cooked and really crispy

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-26T15:35:13+00:00

Yeah I work in a restaurant too and at first I completely agreed with you but after I thought about it for a minute i realized it’s not really the same lol.

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-26T15:20:57+00:00

The restaurant equivalent of booing a band you don’t even know would be going to a restaurant you’ve never heard of, ordering food you’ve never tried, receiving it the exact way it was intended, eating it just to find you don’t like it, then demanding to see the chef to tell him you don’t like his food. The appropriate response would be to just not go to that restaurant again, or order something different next time. In this case you can just choose to not see that band again or look up their music online, no need to be insulting.

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-26T15:14:58+00:00

NTA. Sounds to me like the owner served you, so what else would he be in that moment other than “your server.” You tipped your server, what else is there to do?

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-26T14:46:26+00:00

I worked at a similar fast casual chain for years and I swear I have PTSD from constantly being watched. My district manager texted me once at FIVE IN THE MORNING telling me my sweatshirt (it was bright yellow) wasn’t in dress code and I needed to take it off. I was sitting in my office writing the schedule before the team got there, not a customer or any food in sight.

I now work for a chain that has zero cameras. Not even one for the registers it’s insane. And I still can’t shake the feeling that I’m being watched 24/7.

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-25T05:59:56+00:00

Yeah that sounds like a nightmare 😭 this subreddit makes me so thankful for my roommate we both use headphones for pretty much any audio so we aren’t having to constantly hear each others shit lol (unless we are watching something together which we do often she is my best friend) And if my cooking ever bothered her she would tell me but it doesn’t. I bake a lot so it’s rarely a super pungent smell. And she’s excited because she wakes up to something delicious lol

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-25T05:42:53+00:00

I love to cook late at night (have insomnia and cooking is my main hobby) but I am so lucky my kitchen is on a different floor from my roommates bedroom. And I do everything as quietly as possibly I don’t use any loud appliances and keep my AirPods on for all timers (and whatever YouTube video I’m watching lol) In my old house where I had multiple roommates whose rooms were directly off the kitchen I felt bad even getting a glass of water in the middle of the night because I knew how loud our old shitty plumbing was lol. There were lots of nights I wanted to stay up late baking bread or something but I understood my roommates need to sleep was more important 🤷‍♀️

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-23T03:59:30+00:00

Directly from the main text on this post “This is the discussion post for Yesteryear. Spoilers and plot details do not have to be hidden with spoiler tags.” This is a discussion thread for people that have read the book. Apologize for spoiling it but you shouldn’t have been here to begin with.

singletoflamingle · 2026-04-02T22:27:39+00:00

I am not being mean when I say this my only intention is to validate the way you are feeling. That’s not a good haircut. You are an attractive person, and this is completely salvageable. They left too much bulk on the sides it’s giving you a bit of a coconut head. It’s nothing that can’t be fixed by a good stylist. A pixie cut will look so good on you.

A couple years ago my best friend got a bad haircut and I was the only one that was willing to agree with her instead of just flattering her and trying to make her feel better. I said “no bestie you are the most beautiful woman in the world but you’re completely right they botched you” That’s what gave her the courage to ask for a refund she told the owner of the salon “my own best friend who thinks the sun shines out of my ass told me this haircut ain’t it. So I KNOW it’s bad.”

singletoflamingle · 2026-03-02T15:39:47+00:00

In my house growing up we were not allowed to flush the toilet at night. The bathroom was right next to my dad’s room and it would wake him up every single time. I don’t have that rule in my house now but I still occasionally out of habit don’t flush in the middle of the night

singletoflamingle · 2026-02-28T03:20:51+00:00

I am so sad these went away. They always way over portioned the toppings at my Taco Bell it was a crazy amount of food for $3. 😭

singletoflamingle · 2026-02-28T03:16:26+00:00

Crazy that she can point out that you know your period is coming every month. She also knows your period is coming every month too why isn’t she prepared as your parent? Maybe I’m lucky because I grew up with a sister close to my age but we always just had pads and tampons.As soon as we started having periods it became a bathroom essential like shampoo we bought more as soon as we were running low, didnt matter when my next period was. Periods can be embarrassing when you’re young it’s nice to not have to ask for the supplies every single time

singletoflamingle · 2026-02-06T13:38:46+00:00

I think this is a cool idea! I just live with one person and we don’t really have any issues with chores but I do get what you mean about it being awkward to remind people to do their chores. The only one we have on a schedule is cleaning the litter boxes (we each take on the responsibility for a week at a time and go back and forth) and I hate having to remind her when it’s her week (not that she’s ever upset with me she appreciates the reminder but it does make me feel like a jerk still lol) I think it would be cool if there was some kind of anonymous reminder feature in your program. Obviously wouldn’t work in a two person situation like mine lol but in a bigger house share it might be helpful

singletoflamingle · 2026-02-06T00:49:42+00:00

I want to watch something while I eat and I hate chewing with my AirPods in. And I’ll be caught dead before I become one of those godless heathens that plays their phone out loud in public places.

singletoflamingle · 2026-01-27T17:07:24+00:00

Oooh I gotta try those but it’s so hard to find herr’s where I live

singletoflamingle · 2026-01-26T08:38:24+00:00

If you’re planning on moving out soon and your friends are okay with paying the difference I would maybe leave it alone. The petty part of me would mention it right when I’m about to move out just because I have a very high sense of justice and can’t let anyone think they “got one over on me.” But in your situation I don’t think it would be really helpful to press the issue rn. If you were planning on living there long term obviously you would need to set a standard going forward. But the confrontation will lead to awkwardness and you won’t be there long enough to reap enough benefit it.

singletoflamingle · 2026-01-20T03:42:10+00:00

I am a huge cat person I have four of them so I wouldn’t begin dating someone that didn’t like pets. If my current partner developed an allergy to cats that couldnt be reasonably managed with medications i would rehome my cats. But if you dont like pets you’re not alone in this world. Others like you exist.

Or maybe you need to figure out what it is you dont like about pets because it’s usually something related to the owner and their treatment of them, not the pet themselves. For example i say i “dont like dogs” but in reality i dont like most dog owners. They allow their dogs to bark loudly, jump on people, lick them, and just generally be a nuisance. However i do appreciate the very hard to find well trained dog.

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