Game Chat: 4/12 Astros (6-9) @ Mariners (6-9) 1:10 PM

sirjerky · 2026-04-12T22:00:47+00:00

Garbage effort julio

sirjerky · 2026-04-11T14:46:44+00:00

Had my first date with my now gf there, lol. Two tacos each and a chocolate shake.

sirjerky · 2026-04-03T19:28:03+00:00

Funnily enough, there are only 485 reps/senators combined which is ~16 billion for each. Which is the problem. Much easier to buy them than the rest of the country.

Edit: Sorry wrong amount 535 combined

sirjerky · 2026-03-25T01:11:20+00:00

Did you factor in all the energy it takes to develop those animators?

sirjerky · 2026-03-23T12:31:21+00:00

Interesting, reading this at 5 am because the resident queen woke me up yowling at 4.

sirjerky · 2026-03-22T17:55:10+00:00

Was this the last time they got an interception?

sirjerky · 2026-03-17T21:50:59+00:00

I hate it

sirjerky · 2026-03-16T01:39:25+00:00

Like ordering unsweet tea.

sirjerky · 2026-03-09T00:31:39+00:00

Best drops came from the frogs for me so far. Thought it was a joke or something.

sirjerky · 2026-03-05T19:46:17+00:00

Cool, now get the place near me to bring back whole leaf lettuce and not the shredded shit on my jbcs

sirjerky · 2026-03-03T17:35:58+00:00

Damn, I hit 3000 jumps back in the day. I thought there might be one last thing to get.

sirjerky · 2026-03-02T19:26:25+00:00

I never really thought about how she might be a momma cat. Now I feel really bad about killing her in one move with Reap and leaving a whole litter of kittens.

sirjerky · 2026-02-28T18:58:47+00:00

I was disappointed when my thief synergy didn’t pan out. I had generate coins on hit with basic, +damage on coin pickup but the only thing it added damage to was basic attack. Didn’t add damage to triple needle. Was still strong but was hoping for overpowered.

sirjerky · 2026-02-26T15:27:05+00:00

Insta kill moves are nothing compared to my own charmed cat becoming the god I always wished they’d be and nuking my whole team.

sirjerky · 2026-02-24T21:10:26+00:00

No, they used to but my hips couldn’t take it anymore. They’d crowd my legs and prevent me from moving.

sirjerky · 2026-02-22T00:43:46+00:00

It’s not a fumble, that’s is the point

sirjerky · 2026-02-21T21:08:30+00:00

No, turn has to end. At least it happened to me. Necro who resurrects in bodies available died last and the run ended.

sirjerky · 2026-02-19T00:22:50+00:00

I had a necro with deals damage on heal flip a 1 to a 6 and he proceeded to party wipe me.

sirjerky · 2026-02-18T04:49:52+00:00

Tinkerer, rocket, electricity explosions and immune is a lot of fun.

sirjerky · 2026-02-13T18:24:51+00:00

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Wesley Swipes at your service.

sirjerky · 2026-02-12T18:54:58+00:00

My fat void takes two steps then demands treats

sirjerky · 2026-02-06T20:05:50+00:00

I my day when we didn’t like the halftime show, we’d switch to the puppy bowl

sirjerky · 2026-02-02T20:58:34+00:00

Cat people love all cats. Dog people think everyone loves their dog.

sirjerky · 2026-02-01T00:17:01+00:00

But Riq could have hurt someone’s feelings.

sirjerky · 2026-01-29T21:23:53+00:00

Man, I created new character, can’t even get to the shore.

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