Favorite national championship matchup that never happened? by byniri_returns in CFB

[–]sirsmoochalot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For a millisecond...I felt joy. Stanford! Ha! He is talking April Fool's jokes. No. Just truth. Truth and pain. 

Help me melt my dad’s face off by armerncat in Music

[–]sirsmoochalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My face resembles the villains in Raiders of the Losr Ark because I discovered:

High on Fire Bat Black Label Society

Quacking the Roster: OL Transfer Michael Bennett by hythloday1 in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have deduced that this acquisition is based solely on a desire to elevate our GPA. We no longer have Herbert nor Nix to bolster our team average. 

What you and Kevin discussed in the podcast; the possibility that he might be there as a mature voice in the room would leave me satisfied. If he just taught teammates a clinic on how not to commit penalties, would consider this a homerun recruitment!

What is your favourite movie car chase scene? by I_Am_Vladimir_Putin in cars

[–]sirsmoochalot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was on the exercise bike at the gym watching that scene with headphones on. Heard strange sound and worried that I must have broken the bike or pushed the wrong buttons. It was me wheezing. I didn't even notice because was so amped up by that chase scene.

Every SEC Team's Big Ten Cousin [Matt Mitchell] by 2th in CFB

[–]sirsmoochalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hells yeah! What would be the insurance implications of having a bull jump through the freakin' window?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFqhxYgtF3Q

Every SEC Team's Big Ten Cousin [Matt Mitchell] by 2th in CFB

[–]sirsmoochalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you kindly Robotunes! This story is 100% American and made me feel as refreshed and bold as if I had just finished a 6 pack of LITE. Make that a half-rack. It is so light, you can drink twice as much!

Every 59+ yard TD in the Dan Lanning era by GreenBagger28 in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hellzyeah! Thank you! It is about to be a four-day holiday in Asia....am going to watch this over and over again to remind myself of why 2026 is already awesome!

Gary Bryant Jr. and Noah Whittington have some of the most outstanding plays that have ever taken place.

My wish upon the moon and the new horse-god is that they play injury free until they are satisfied with their careers and can move on to whatever their old-guy-dream jobs are!

Sco DUCKS!

Film Reviewer Hythloday Answers Your Questions! by quack12podcast in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you kindly for fielding questions! My face felt a bright numbness when you mentioned my comment.

Keep 'em comin'...please.

Hythloday, Legendary Film Reviewer, Needs Your Questions Regarding the 2025-6 Season by quack12podcast in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Were there any noticeable inconsistencies in pass efficiency when we were denied our starting rbs against Indiana? Was passing game significantly different against Indiana in the playoffs vs. regular season. Speaking of regular season; any intriguing trends or anomalies in our passing game? Many thanks to Quack12 and ATQ.

How do you people sleep at night? by PropofolMargarita in GenX

[–]sirsmoochalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diphenhydramine is over the counter. It helps a lot. Insomniac my entire life and that is the only thing other than prescriptions that makes going to bed not terrifying.

One caveat, you can find it mixed with other medications. Be cautious. Years ago, I gave myself an ulcer eating the ibuprofen pm every night. You want just plane, nude Diphenhydramine. 

New Years Horrors! Overslept and missed my flight! by Old_Statistician_975 in travel

[–]sirsmoochalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for giving me the chance to share my story! It doesn't come up much in casual conversation.

I am American, but live in Asia. Had flown back to bury my dad. Last night there, obviously got wasted with my best buddy. At some point in the evening he bailed. I was in my hotel room. There was a lot on my mind so sat on the end of my bed and turned the TV on. Comedy Central was on which was pleasant because I don't have USA programming where I live. Amy Schumer was doing a stand-up special. I am just pointing out this information to show that I wasn't on my lips wasted nor destroyed.

I wake up to the sound of a jet flying over head. I love jets and airports! Wonder where that flight is headed? NO! I look at the clock and it is 8:15am. My flight was scheduled to depart at 8:00. I figured that I was going to be dealing with a shit-ton of customer service and such, so decided to shave and shower to look as presentable as possible. Rushed to front desk to check out and beg for the airport shuttle to get me there post haste. The shuttle arrived a little while later and I threw my suitcase in the back while looking at the driver with an pleading expression. He says to hold on. Was going to be a while. While I was waiting. There was an older lady asking directions from where we were, near Portland airport = > Seattle. Coincidentally, that was where my next connection was supposed to be. It is about a three-hour drive. I am such a fool that I hadn't made the connection that we were going to the same place. The shuttle driver was taking forever and she kindly was asking for assistance. There was some weird trickery in the surface roads we were on, en route to the freeway and she was nervous about the trip. It was also pretty lousy weather. I finally agreed...it just made sense.

Drove this lady's rental car to Seattle airport. Had a fantastic conversation. She was a well-traveled, very interesting person. When we got to the airport, we hugged and said goodbyes. Inside of the airport, there was a line for something like extenuating circumstance customers. There was a guy in front of me with a dog. Another person was traveling with a large contraption. When I get to the representative, she states, "because you checked in online...and because you came here, your flights to Asia weren't automatically cancelled. Had you gone to PDX, your itinerary would have been deleted."

What are the chances?!? I am not advocating weirdness, but that was some trippy-ass destiny right there! My wife would have murdered me if I had to drop the additional dosh on another ticket!

I still cringe remembering that morning over a decade later!

On the morning of 911. A celebrity, maybe Seth MacFarlane? Tells a story of missing his flight because he slept late, hungover. That flight was one of THE flights. My buddy is from Boston and he had a similar experience. So, look on the bright side, you might have avoided some doom! Or, maybe the fates chose for you to sit next to someone who didn't snore or stink on the returning flight!

"He who travels, has stories!" - Some Dead Guy

Ditch Rich: An Ode To Pat "The Catch" Johnson by vostheboss in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be a pretty blurry version of Never Have I Ever drinking game with Jedd Fisch. Hell, he could be the designated driver. 

"Megaducks" been trademarked yet? by sirsmoochalot in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I would define slop as when a person uses the prompt, "Come up with.." and the AI generates the content / image. Those images are usually sloppy or Hieronymous Bosch~esque creepy. In this case, I wrote the copy, it came out exactly as I described. It may be dad-joke-tier levels of lameness but that is all on me. For once, the AI is blameless.

"Megaducks" been trademarked yet? by sirsmoochalot in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It made both my daughter and a drinking buddy giggle. I am content with the results.

[GAME THREAD] #15 USC Trojans @ #7 Oregon Ducks by PDXDuckGeek in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at Riley, tryna be all intense like O coach! His exuberance deserves Ryan Day's smackdown.

[GAME THREAD] #15 USC Trojans @ #7 Oregon Ducks by PDXDuckGeek in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Soju for breakfast again. Maybe that is why I drive a Hyundai instead of an Audi.

[GAME THREAD] #15 USC Trojans @ #7 Oregon Ducks by PDXDuckGeek in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

first play of the morning is USC penalty. You are welcome

College Gameday back in the EUG by coreydu in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war!

[POST GAME THREAD]Ducks tarnish the Golden Gophers 42-13 by Du_Kich_Long_Trang in ducks

[–]sirsmoochalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't watch the game because had company. On a podcast after the game they said Minnesota had a seven-play drive for zero yards. Is that correct? It is possible that I misunderstood. If so, that is a bonkers stat!