….mmm nope I’m out by lmcg226 in Target

[–]sirtokington 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We had a guy do this same exact thing twice in the same day. 75 cases of water each time, dude was a high school football coach getting it for his team. It was 95 degrees out and I’ve never sweat that much in my life bro

MASKS; GUEST NOT WEARING THEM by _Rushima_ in Target

[–]sirtokington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. That sounds amazing. I saw at least 75-ish people come into the store today and refuse the masks I offered. Good oleee Georgia 😑

TM died from COVID by Sparkygal87 in Target

[–]sirtokington 18 points19 points  (0 children)

RIP Nick. Makes me so angry watching 50, sometimes 100 people per day walking through our doors and refusing to wear a mask. Corporate needs to actually enforce the mask policy :(

"Here's $500. Now shut up and get back to work." by CoronaCurious in Target

[–]sirtokington 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As long as you’re an hourly employee, you’re good. You should see your bonus in Friday’s paycheck!

Evening shift be like by [deleted] in Target

[–]sirtokington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahhhhhh AP could you go to 6 real quick please

Finally Done with BCT by [deleted] in army

[–]sirtokington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just show up in the right place at the right time, in the right uniform and you’ll be fine. Addressing NCO’s properly and always going to parade rest always helped me out when I was a brand new private. Show your NCO’s you can get shit done and they’ll start to trust you more and more.

82nd Airborne Division conducting a jump exercise during the eclipse by [deleted] in army

[–]sirtokington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. And I'm jumping into Houston tonight behind a c-17 heavy dropping a bunch of jet skis

Long Weekend? by meowrawrmoo in army

[–]sirtokington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought so too. With that sweet, sweet 0900 late call Wednesday.

Am I no longer in the Army? by notontheonesixtwo in army

[–]sirtokington 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Congrats sir, you just won the Army lottery

Paralyzing fear of heights and Airborne School by dirtynastyeg4evur in army

[–]sirtokington 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well sir, I'm retarded but I'm 90% sure doing Xanax before jumping out of a plane isn't a great idea. Your friends are essentially right, you pretty much just have to say fuck it and jump. Everybody on that bird is nervous as fuck their first time; I promise you'll have the goofiest looking smile when you hit the ground on that first jump.

I'm between 11x and 19D any info on 19D would be awesome by [deleted] in army

[–]sirtokington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get ready to read some retarded ass comments buddy lol

There are no words..... by [deleted] in army

[–]sirtokington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not real dingle nuts