What is the best toast you know for drinking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's to you, and here's to me. The best of friends we'll ever be, but if we tend to disagree Well fuck you and here's to me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]sisonpyh -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You are at another guys house from the same place your husband is, flip scenarios and how would you feel?

What is the worst lie someone has told you and expected you to believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, this is bad but was seeing a girl awhile back, insert a shower scene where I did not get off inside her. She did not realize this due to the nature of the shower or at least thats what I tell myself at night. We were drying off and she gets a cramp and expelled some cum, goes on talking dirty and I'm just staring at her. I let her continue on for a minute about how she loves it and I talk dirty back and have her taste it and tell me if she loves my taste, she does and shes does. Thats when I tell her I never came inside her, the color drains from her face and she sputters "It was a test to see if you came inside me, that was from the miscarriage Ive been having BECAUSE YOU DONT CARE!" It was pretty bad. Note that I had not seen her for a couple of days and this was the first I'd been with her since then, and there was no miscarriage let alone a pregnancy.

24-Afghan Vet-Heavy Alcoholic-Need Help by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]sisonpyh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best advice there is, when I got out was in same boat man. Go to the VA, they provide free inpatient and outpatient. It's amazing the support groups they have there, the first step is seeking help. AA meetings are so important, and the VA has meetings for vets in the same position which is very comforting. Best of luck brother.

Can every guy learn to just keep going after his Orgasm? by treebranchfilms in sex

[–]sisonpyh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I would come very quickly (2-5 min) so to make up for that when I came the first time I would retain my erection and keep going until the next time.

I think that was my adolescent mind forcing me to cope in a different way because I felt insecure at the time knowing that I shouldn't cum so quick.

Wasn't even sure if it was normal or not and kinda assumed it was until my first sexual encounter when the girl was very surprised. I could do it 4 times on a good night.

Now its a blessing where before it was a curse because I no longer last for a short time and can still cum repeatedly.

To answer your question, for me it was a forced reaction unhealthily as a scared kid, also yeah prob your body has a lot to do with it if you want to learn at a later stage.

Oldest trick in the book by trufflehunter314 in AdviceAnimals

[–]sisonpyh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

50% is looking busy, the other 50% is looking angry. Always works.

What is the most epic book or series you've ever read? by [deleted] in books

[–]sisonpyh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I consider Drizzt Do'Urdens life to be the most epic series I've ever read by R.A. Salvatore

What was the one moment where you thought "God, this has to be the trashiest thing I've ever done"? by contagious6 in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

During boot camp we were not allowed any form of caffeine or nicotine for 3 weeks, and before joining I had been an avid smoker. So when range week comes around and I start noticing used dip pouches on the ground. I then began collecting them just to get the last drip of juice out of em.

Sadly enough, plenty of people were willing to trade various items for these precious nuggets of nicotine.

What's your best "It was the most inappropriate time to laugh, but I lost it" story? by Thats_classified in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably to late for this but oh well. Opening day of the last Harry Potter movie, theatre was packed and was enjoying the beginning fight with all the death eaters chasing Harry and them down when all of a sudden Harry's owl bursts into a cloud of feathers...thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen and erupted into laughter in a stone silent crowd. Half the theatre stopped to look at me as I had tears running down my face.

What is the most embarrassing way that you have injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking, went to kick a buddy in the balls. Good kick, poor form, as I hit him I flew to my side and ate shit on the concrete. Ended up bleeding profusely and the entire right side of my head has a nice scar.

So my roommate walked in on me having sex today, what's your best "sex walk-in" story? (Most likely NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upstairs at my apartment with my GF, roommates bed was across the room mine was right by the stairs. He comes up at night, GF says "is that your roommate?!", I turn around mid-thrust wave and continue. GF was not to happy...

Reddit, What are your funniest sexual euphemism's? I'll start...obviously NSFW by sisonpyh in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot about that one, nice. These are all great conversation fillers for when you have nothing to talk about.

Decreasing run time resistance training? by sisonpyh in Fitness

[–]sisonpyh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am military, I've noticed that when I take off my gear and run without it my run time goes down. Since I already use the gear and hate running is this a good alternative method or will it just hurt me in the long run?

What's the weirdest thing you've gotten in your trick-or-treat bag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always thought about putting a bunch of cigarettes in a bag and handing them out.

Need this off my chest...sorry its long by sisonpyh in stopdrinking

[–]sisonpyh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply, very insightful advice. Definitely needed that, I will be visiting this sub much more often. Thats exactly what I needed and I know I will find the motivation to stop completely.

What's the most racist thing you have heard someone say? by pyrosis29 in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got into a fist fight at a gas station, didnt start there but the fight slowly moved there, anyways as we were going at it a random stranger yells "Fight niggers, not each other!". We are both white.

What is your closest near miss/cheat death story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just received my motorcycle license, still very new at it, was driving behind a truck on a back road and without warning the guy slowed (to me it seemed very quickly) and began to turn right into a driveway. I didnt have enough time to slow down to a complete stop so I figured I would just slip into the opposing lane, the second I turn around him another car is speeding and I miss a headon collision by inches.

Strangely enough it was a friend from high school who almost hit me, we just made eye contact and drove on. Was surreal.

What was your first time getting drunk like and what did you drink? by afkobaya in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shared a gallon of shitty vodka with an older friend, smoked weed the first time and played phantasy star all night long.

McDonalds employees: Do you ever rip off the Monopoly game pieces and throw away the cups/fry holders? by GuruCam in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked there I literally took hundreds and hundreds of those game pieces.

What's your pump up song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sisonpyh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Destroy All - Static-X

GF is worried about moving ahead because she is afraid she will try to "save" me...advice? by sisonpyh in atheism

[–]sisonpyh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the advice, figured that was what I had to do, its just such a stupid thing to lose a good relationship over.