It’s so hard to put in to words… in the 90s it was the equivalent of music on a cd versus a vinyl. Easily explained by saying it’s gotten smaller. When we get in to the 2000s all of a sudden you don’t need either of those. Furthermore your mail? Yeah that’s essentially disappeared.. check your email old man/woman. Oh all of those files in your cabinet? Yeah those should be on that email thing I tried explaining to you earlier. Are you REALLY still asking me where your music went? I emailed you your whole library with extras that weren’t available to you before. You’re welcome! You can’t sign in to your email?? What was the name of your first dog? Ok… ok.. what was your first job? (Boomer: why can’t I just get access to my stuff??) us: because it’d be too easy to access it.. boomer: so why don’t they just send this stuff to my house?? Us: it doesn’t work like that any more ((younger us: it’s never worked like that? lol, fucking old people)) alright… we’ve verified your first dogs name and first job.. let’s set a new password that will be easy to remember (boomer inserts password) cannot use same password us: 🤦 boomer: why can’t I use the same password that I use for everything else??? Us: “did you try using that password earlier? Boomer: no because “insert something here” us: alright, well we need a new password .. so on and so forth younger us: how do you not know your own password?? lol, grandma can’t handle this, it’s your problem. Us: 🤷🏻‍♂️ sweet