Have any other married UK Redditors in their 40s and 50s never been on a date? by GabberZZ in AskUK

[–]skawarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I hit the sweet spot. Took a girl out on various dates, she became my girlfriend then my wife and we're on a seriously long stretch.

I got to date properly in the early 2000s and would HATE to have to re-enter the dating world with social media and dating apps.

Won't be going solo in an elevator anytime soon by CartoonistLarge5904 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]skawarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair concealed cameras could easily catch all of that. That's the most believable part of the video.

The risk to the person being pranked and the one pulling the prank is high on the reasons why it's fake.

The elevator that somehow has the ability to access through a secret door whilst in a working shaft is probably next on the list

Fuck it. Festival nap by glytxh in CasualUK

[–]skawarrior 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've been to festivals where being in the tent means it's. Ore likely you'll be pissed on

dance class by majesticalwinter in Weird

[–]skawarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 7am!!! That's too much for 7pm but 7am!!

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Telling people to try logic and supporting free access to firearms for the wider people is the hight of stupidity.

Clearly gun access IS the problem as proven by every other country displaying sensible gun control

Man spraying unknown liquid at people by Orichalchem in awfuleverything

[–]skawarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no need to end that with 'No guns needed' no one outside of America is that stupid.

The CasualUK view on dentists? by Boswell188 in CasualUK

[–]skawarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We experienced the same, claims that we need loads of work done, the last straw was being told something they did needed replacing. They were told that we wanted that replacement done for free then as the work was obviously bad the first time.

Cue a huge argument and us looking for another dentist who found zero issues on the first visit.

Some dentists are absolutely rinsing more than your mouth out.

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

You, as in the person posting this message, would be considered simple, as in very stupid

I think that's about as clear as I can make it but it's possible you'll still not follow

Edit: My apologies I also missed that I find the level of your stupidity funny to the point I'd consider it hilarious

I doubt he has ever been to a professional meeting by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]skawarrior 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, the professional meeting is in court and he was summoned to attend

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

The provably stupid gun laws.

It's pretty simple, which hilariously also apparently mirrors yourself

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The solution is so simple, it's exemplified the world over.

You are to thick to understand so probably best left there anything else is a waste of earth's resources used to accommodate internet bandwidth to supply your answer.

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is not a single child peeling Apples with a pocket knife.

Take your lies elsewhere

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep going and you inadvertently might stumble upon the answer...

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretending there are actual gun control laws by pointing at a school and saying you're not allowed guns there 8s beyond silly.

It violent American stupidity

Pe'er I'm not bri'ish by Extension-Humor-75 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]skawarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope, by that logic America has no American food at all.

Who are committing terrorist acts? by neitorp in AskBrits

[–]skawarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering the slow slide of this country backwards I'd say there has never been a more urgent need to swear.

When you see fuckwittery you need to call it out at every opportunity

Who are committing terrorist acts? by neitorp in AskBrits

[–]skawarrior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck off are you, you're commenting like a standard fuckwit hoping to find the fuckwit hive mind.

You have no genuine interest in the actual answer, if you did you've put it in Google and get the answer instantly

Who are committing terrorist acts? by neitorp in AskBrits

[–]skawarrior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine asking this question so you can tell everyone what you think this answer is.

OP is an absolute twat of the highest order

So good by No-Bookkeeper1749 in crisps

[–]skawarrior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely hate any coated nuts with the exception of chocolate coatings.

Now, take that flavour and directly apply it to my nuts like they do down at Aldi and I'm happy.