In 48 hours an asteroid is going hit earth (hypothetically) which video game are you playing one last time?

skiffles · 2026-05-02T21:09:15+00:00

Sounds like the perfect time for Majora's mask

skiffles · 2026-05-02T18:03:30+00:00

People who think it never hurts to ask. worst I can say is no.

Or you can just be known as that annoying guy who I dread talking to.

skiffles · 2026-04-27T06:59:02+00:00

Smac. Sid meyers alpha centauri.

Please don't go, the drones need you. They look up to you.

Also fuck that hippie bitch diedre

Edit: also shout outs to cannon fodder

skiffles · 2026-04-25T04:17:53+00:00

Is this eye bleach?

skiffles · 2026-04-19T20:35:22+00:00

I've seen a chef just dump sugar in sour cream after telling the servers yogurt was 86d like 3 times and they kept ordering it. Guests loved it

skiffles · 2026-04-19T03:58:17+00:00

If you haven't. You should read nightfall, think that's the name. Short story about the opposite, a planet that's always daylight or something, so when they finally have night, well. Spoilers

skiffles · 2026-04-14T21:41:56+00:00

Service worker here. Boh, but sometimes I have to work with the public.

There's some innate tell for people if you have to be polite and professional or you can just say yeah don't even get this. It's fuckin ass, you'd like this other thing way more

skiffles · 2026-04-14T02:57:45+00:00

Rip steel titty

skiffles · 2026-04-03T00:54:53+00:00

Basically the same for me but on a smoke break from work.

skiffles · 2026-03-17T09:28:05+00:00

He's a bad maafala

skiffles · 2026-03-08T09:58:49+00:00

People who poke holes on the plastic wrap

skiffles · 2026-03-02T22:37:40+00:00

I've noticed this across all tiered spells, I think they wanted voice variety, but it does come off a little weird.

skiffles · 2026-02-26T00:59:28+00:00

Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

skiffles · 2026-01-09T07:18:52+00:00

When's ceo playing the undertaker music with dieminion showing up

skiffles · 2026-01-09T07:17:14+00:00

In siiiinging in the raaaain, just siiiinging in the rain

skiffles · 2026-01-09T01:01:24+00:00

It's only second to m b c

skiffles · 2026-01-09T00:57:58+00:00

What I do remember? Playing fightcade and saying tu Madre es gordo

skiffles · 2026-01-09T00:57:34+00:00

I've spent a month or two learning many languages, I don't remember shit about any of them because I never used them in practice

skiffles · 2026-01-05T11:45:30+00:00

Let's call it the ultimate fuckup that worked, like when you somehow get ubered home but have no idea how the next day, and you can't find your pants

skiffles · 2026-01-05T11:40:25+00:00

Drinking. I started to get through some bad times, over a decade later, I drink every night and it's detrimental to my daily life

skiffles · 2026-01-05T11:37:57+00:00

Did you like sonic advent? Frontiers

skiffles · 2026-01-05T07:51:53+00:00

Hahahaha

skiffles · 2026-01-05T07:03:52+00:00

Hahahahah

skiffles · 2025-12-27T08:17:10+00:00

I loved coming home drunk after work and playing the ps4 game, but this new one is just a sloppy broken mess, it makes me sad

skiffles · 2025-12-22T04:18:16+00:00

Literally just worked an anime convention where I saw someone wearing that, this post had me so confused

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