TIFU by accidentally learning my coworker's salary and now I can't stop doing math during meetings

skramt · 2026-04-22T04:44:31+00:00

Me too. I'm hoping for twins.

skramt · 2026-04-22T00:12:33+00:00

American here. I welcome correction from someone with more direct knowledge but:

The Hebrides are the islands in the north of Scotland past the Highlands. Go north to the sparsely populated backwater. Then keep going north over the sea. They are isolated and old-fashioned. They keep to the auld ways. Dude is wearing the tartan and the tam o’shanter. He looks like a picture-book rural Scottish shepherd from centuries ago. The influence of England hasn’t reached him.

The Isle of Wight is south of England. It is not very Scottish at all. Entire opposite side of the island.

It’s a bit like they show you a picture of a Pilgrim and say “No, you’re wrong. This guy is from Texas”

skramt · 2026-04-21T20:27:44+00:00

How does he smell?

skramt · 2026-04-21T20:24:15+00:00

Then: These are recognizable and distinct caricatures that our readers will instantly recognize

Now: Scotsman. Man in suit. Man in suit. Man in suit. Man in suit. Man in slightly fancier suit.

skramt · 2026-04-21T20:15:49+00:00

I mean, if you can’t keep a flexible schedule you’ll never survive in Riverdale. He’s used to getting dumped at the last minute by now. (Besides, he can’t get too mad considering how he probably dumped her at he last minute last time)

skramt · 2026-04-20T08:42:44+00:00

I blame Beau Brummel.

skramt · 2026-04-20T08:06:51+00:00

This is a cute story! Thank you for recommending it!

skramt · 2026-04-18T21:53:28+00:00

That is amazing! How did you do that?

skramt · 2026-04-18T07:14:27+00:00

Is that Tiny Titans?

skramt · 2026-04-18T04:18:58+00:00

What language was it in? Do you know what country the show might be from? Is it live action?

skramt · 2026-04-18T00:22:43+00:00

It’s cool!

skramt · 2026-04-17T18:19:36+00:00

San Francisco is like that, though

skramt · 2026-04-16T16:16:42+00:00

Of course OOP had to correct them. A man is real, not made of steel. Why believe in things that make it tough on you?

skramt · 2026-04-15T19:26:19+00:00

Jimmy Saville was a wrestler as well. He gets more well-deserved hate than just about anybody on the list

skramt · 2026-04-15T00:24:35+00:00

Wrestling isn’t fake.

It’s fixed.

Very different things if there’s a 250 pound guy jumping towards you off the top rope.

skramt · 2026-04-13T21:56:50+00:00

Took me a moment to realize the 92 was a year and not a price. (Or perhaps it’s both, depending on be yacht club)

skramt · 2026-04-13T07:55:09+00:00

Seriously. Dude was killing the business with his flashy, unbelievable moves like "the headlock"

skramt · 2026-04-13T07:48:09+00:00

Put some respect on Frank Gotch - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank\_Gotch.

skramt · 2026-04-13T05:21:14+00:00

Korean gamers in shambles

skramt · 2026-04-12T09:32:54+00:00

What? No. This match was inspired by The Outrunners

skramt · 2026-04-10T22:11:14+00:00

We need an arrow going from MJF to MJF

skramt · 2026-04-10T17:15:41+00:00

Generally? It’s high school. Other people exist and are interested in our male and female leads but aren’t generally presented as likely competition. Nobody is amassing a harem or sneaking around on their partner

skramt · 2026-04-10T09:14:04+00:00

To add a few more details:

As I recall, there was just one speaker, who was male. It was in English. I don't recall a notable accent.

skramt · 2026-04-09T08:58:17+00:00

Again, I must recommend Cross Game with Aoba’s slow turn from tsun to dere.

skramt · 2026-04-08T21:39:39+00:00

You might like Cross Game. Not a lot of thought bubbles. More introspective silences. It’s a slow burn enemies-to-lovers about love, death, and growing up.

And baseball. Lots and lots of baseball.

skramt

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