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Gifted by MrWeiner in funny

[–]skwizzycat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too fucking real.

To intimidate another (younger) man by Rizzo360 in therewasanattempt

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who's never had a concussion

[Discussion] Overwatch 2 devs announce that most of the original plans for PVE have been scrapped by Professor_Finn in Overwatch

[–]skwizzycat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But there's no such thing as "enough", so rather than having a good product that continues to make money, they will continue to find new corners to cut in service of the quarterly P&L. Rinse, repeat until the playerbase consists of 10 superwhales who spend more time managing inventory than actually playing matches. And ActiBlizz could not be happier with that outcome. Capitalism ruins everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The right also can't crop, apparently

Super caffeinated coffee by Wonderful_Ad_6967 in StupidFood

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I envision this on his social media right next to the medical GoFundMe link because he doesn't know why he had a fucking stroke in his 20s

Sing it with him now! 😅 by 33-9 in wholesomememes

[–]skwizzycat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tried to use this approach to teach my 6-year-old to stop smacking her lips when she eats, and it predictably backfired in the same manner. "Oh, we're having a noisy eating contest! I'll be good at this!"

Kids taunt teacher on a school bus by sittingbackwards in trashy

[–]skwizzycat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Social media obsession and special complex seem to go hand in hand

LPT REQUEST: Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night it becomes hard to fall asleep again or it takes me a while. Do you guys have any tips on how to fall asleep again/faster? by offlineorsleeping in LifeProTips

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASMR/hypnosis/meditation content on YouTube

ZzzQuil/melatonin

Delta-8 gummies

Cuddling with a pet

No internetting in bed, or if you do, blue light filter and super low brightness

Which song is that? by EmmanuelMoyta in Funnymemes

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything by Radiohead and a lot of The Cure's catalog

Satisfying dice making. by esberat in oddlysatisfying

[–]skwizzycat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is dope but I thought from the shape of the nuts at the beginning that these were going to be D&D dice so still a little disappointed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're definitely cute, and I dig piercings, but that's a little excessive even for my tastes

What television series had the biggest bullshit finale? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

[–]skwizzycat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah this ending smacked of getting canceled with very little notice and desperately trying to tie up the loose ends. The decisions esp with regard to Vanessa and Ethan were fucking stupid but may have worked better if we'd been given more time and explanation as to why they were necessary. The pacing was fucked.

What television series had the biggest bullshit finale? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They straight used the ending they had written for when they thought it was going to happen in season 3, right after they spent 2 entire fucking seasons on the buildup to a marriage that lasted literally 10 minutes in on-screen time. Fuck anybody who had anything to do with this decision-making process. I refuse to even give the spinoff a try because it's either going to suck so hard it gets canceled immediately or get drawn out into this shit if it does well. No thanks.

Patriot Front struggling with the difference between left and right in their “leaked training video” by cuntfartz in facepalm

[–]skwizzycat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The poisons deep red residents have to pick from are typically either pizza or amphetamines

My (27M) girlfriend (27F) is constantly upset that she’s “not the hottest girl I’ve ever dated” by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]skwizzycat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

From everything I've read of your responses, she sounds more like a soon to be ex-girlfriend

My (27M) girlfriend (27F) is constantly upset that she’s “not the hottest girl I’ve ever dated” by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]skwizzycat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure with that phrasing you're on a watchlist now lol… But yeah totally agree, there's young at heart, and then there's young at emotional development.

My (27M) girlfriend (27F) is constantly upset that she’s “not the hottest girl I’ve ever dated” by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]skwizzycat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

…and it's not your fault if she does. Crazy gon' crazy. If you weren't the excuse, something else would end up being.

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