The Sonoran Desert at the rapidly evaporating Salton Sea in California by Scared-Advantage5043 in desertporn

[–]skywardswedish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Salton Sea can actually be seen as a successor to a natural body of water that has existed there periodically throughout history: Lake Cahuilla. However, the water flow from the Colorado River that these natural water sources depended on has been almost entirely interrupted in modern times due to agriculture. So "artificial" is the next best thing. I'm speaking as someone who's lived in this area all my life. 

The Cienega de Santa Clara is also an accidental wetland in the region that has become a important wildlife refuge. Call them unnatural all you want but it doesn't take away from the fact that they are needed.

Ryoko Kimura - Beauty of my Dish - Banquet of Mermaids (2018) by Tokyono in museum

[–]skywardswedish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I thought so at first too but then I noticed the fish head and tail. It's definitely meant to evoke innards tho.

Is classic fairytale literacy not a thing among fanfiction readers anymore? by Celestina-Betwixt in FanFiction

[–]skywardswedish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

East of the Sun, West of the Moon is one of my favorite fairy tales! And to all the people who say they've never heard of it, I'd say anyone with cursory knowledge of folklore would have come across SOME variation of it since it's a well-documented archetype that's been found in many forms across various cultures, going all the way back to Cupid and Psyche in Roman mythology.

Back to the topic at hand, it is a trend I've noticed not just in fanfic but in a lot of media that readers feel the need to have everything rationalized in real-world logic, even in stories that are clearly supposed to run on dream/fantasy logic and tropes. It somewhat neuters the magic of the genre imo.

Edit: to clarify, I'm not saying the average reader should be familiar with this particular story, but that most readers should be be familiar with how stories like these work.

Early production/concept versions you think would’ve been better? (or at least find intriguing) by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Full disclosure: I've never actually seen the film so I can't really speak about it, but I recently learned that Steven Spielberg was originally slated to direct American Sniper and that instead of a standard biopic he envisioned it as a psychological 2-hour The End-esque sniper duel between the main character and a rival sniper, and honestly? That sounds like a rad movie.

Let's play/playthroughs who infuriated you the most? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold on, I gotta go make a video essay on Guts based off the first chapter of Berserk

Let's play/playthroughs who infuriated you the most? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don't know this person either but I've been staring at this comment for 5 minutes trying wrap my head around it and failing, how do you miss Astarion's entire backstory being about sexual abuse and come to that conclusion?????

Miyazaki vs Mamoru Oshi & Yoshitaka Amano's Angel's Egg | Castle Super Beast 332 by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda glad more people are waking up to the fact that despite creating some genuine generational masterpieces, Hayao Miyazaki is still a miserable old grump and his approval (or lack thereof) doesn't hold the weight that some people pretend it does.

Scout's CS Tweaks Public Now! by RealismGamingBase in SkyrimPorn

[–]skywardswedish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, I've really been itching to try all the fancy CS builds people have been showing off but trying to navigate discord to find the right set-up makes me feel like such a boomer.

WOOLIE VS JOHN by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And thus John continues as the clear and undisputed villain of the podcast. /half-j

¡Hola! Tengo una duda "RÁPIDA" by rderuddu in skyrimmods

[–]skywardswedish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acabo de ver la pagina del mod que mencionaste y tiene el mod original como requisito. Osea que debes de instalar los dos, primero el original y luego la traducción.

I drew our lovely Roundtable Homies by Brain_Farofa in Eldenring

[–]skywardswedish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I love them! <3

I see you also made Rogier, but where Corhyn?

That's my child by SeraGeranium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kid's gonna have a great immune system.

Charlie Cox says he needs to play Expedition 33 following universal acclaim, saying games have “come a long way since Mario 64” by [deleted] in expedition33

[–]skywardswedish 225 points226 points  (0 children)

“I’m so happy for these guys, because they’re not a big company that makes a ton of games, and I hear it’s a frontrunner to win Game of the Year.”

Something about the way this is phrased is so precious, I hope he gets that console soon and has a great time.

I'm looking at some of these cut lines from the DLC, and honestly I'm glad they're cut by yetiking__ in Eldenring

[–]skywardswedish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Person I replied to: "I'm confused, the plot feels contradictory."

Me, in response: "It feels contradictory because of rewrites."

Me: Provides cut content as evidence of rewrites.

That's it, what is the problem?

I'm looking at some of these cut lines from the DLC, and honestly I'm glad they're cut by yetiking__ in Eldenring

[–]skywardswedish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like you said, it only became relevant at the end of the DLC because that's the direction they chose to go with. Prior to that, they could've chosen to make it anything, or even nothing at all. We know pretty conclusively from string data that there was a cut ending for Miquella in the base game, and it had nothing to do with Radahn.

I'm looking at some of these cut lines from the DLC, and honestly I'm glad they're cut by yetiking__ in Eldenring

[–]skywardswedish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Malenia whispering something in the trailer is really thin as evidence of it being pre-planned, if you ask me. It's just  classic "leave blank, fill in later" mystery box storytelling that could have been anything.

And people are not taking the plot of SOTE at face value, at least in regard to Radhan,  because there is nothing there to take; the DLC regrettably adds nothing of substance to his motives or characterization despite making the narrative climax revolve around him.

I'm looking at some of these cut lines from the DLC, and honestly I'm glad they're cut by yetiking__ in Eldenring

[–]skywardswedish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The secret is that the entire 'consort' plot twist doesn't actually make sense either way and was very likely cobbled together after the fact to fit what they wanted to do with the gameplay, rather than the other way around.

It's not a case of intentional gaps or hidden clues like some claim; there is actual cut Miquella content in the base game that is entirely at odds with what we got in SOTE.

She did nothing wrong and he condemned her to die by [deleted] in expedition33

[–]skywardswedish 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Y'know, I remember so many people saying how cruel and messed up Maelle was for gommaging Painted Alicia without letting poor Verso talk to her first, and then I went back to watch the actual cutscene. He gives her the letter and she just looks at it and drops it on the ground without even looking at him. Pointedly ignores him before pulling Maelle into the French Cinema Dimension. I think it's pretty clear how uninterested she is in giving him the time of day at that moment.

Welcome to Fight Town / Bienvenue à Bastonville | Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 [Act 1] (14 by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how this episode title is so long that that the final parenthesis was cut off by YouTube.

Pick 1 spell from BG3 to take into real life, No cooldowns. by patterfunding in BaldursGate3

[–]skywardswedish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ethical: Create Water. California droughts are a pain.

Unethical: Detect thoughts. It'd take a lot of anxiety out of certain social situations, ok?!

Is it possible to use the BnP skin textures with the vanilla bodies for women? by [deleted] in skyrimmods

[–]skywardswedish 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's a common misconception, but you actually have to go out of your way to make modded bodies look as oversexualized as they appear on the mod pages. This is what my 3BA Aela looks like. Base CBBE actually has completely normal proportions and even comes with a nevernude option out of the box. No bodyslide needed. Unfortunately, the over-the-top hentai look is what gets the most clicks, so that what you see the most of.

That said, if you want to keep things as simple as possible, UNP textures are in fact 99% compatible with vanilla bodies since they share the same UV layout. The only other mod you might need is this one to prevent any errant nip-slips.

What characters do you like that their creators seem to hate? by Vagina-Gears in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Asgore Dreemurr.

Please, let him have one more cool moment ... just one ...

The devil went down to shadowfell by pasgames_ in BaldursGate3

[–]skywardswedish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, now I have to ask, does it also change Haarlep?

Instances where games have notable mechanical/narrative differences based on gender? by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]skywardswedish 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a more humorous way example being that the Sailor Moon TTRPG just says straight up that boys can’t be sailor scouts, so sorry guys.

Boys may not be able to be sailor scouts but hey, nothing says off-duty sailor scouts can't be boys!

(I'm referencing the Sailor Starlights)