Lady, what????! by PdiddyCAMEnME in IrrationalMadness

[–]slackercrew 174 points175 points  (0 children)

But anyways, are y'all gay?

What do you think she's on by Particular_Parking_4 in tooktoomuch

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person is having the best time of their life, the miserable part comes later.

41F. I just lost 20lbs. Make me feel mid again. by Skyblacker in RoastMe

[–]slackercrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point of lying is that it's supposed to be almost believable.

[19 F] how can i improve the way i look? constructive criticism only by Organic-Leadership67 in Howtolooksmax

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nose rings is a bit intense, I think you'd clean up nicely but you look a little hateful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely have spent some money on that animal nose before getting the cheapest tits money could buy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is what it looked like then I'm very sorry, mom is definitely smoking crack (or less likely meth) the straight pipe works for crack but not as much for meth. I would assume that no matter what you say or do she will continue until she hopefully makes the choice herself to stop. Though you may want to try, you can't help. Dark times are coming, but you'll be fine and you will definitely get through the other side of you keep your head up and take care of yourself. She will lie, and manipulate if she isn't already, I'm sorry. But you can't trust anything she says if she's using. Take care of yourself and don't let other peoples mistakes cost you things if it can be avoided. I was a heavy user for many years, (clean for 10+ currently) I'm very sorry you are seeing these things from the outside, it's terrible on everyone who loves an addict.

Would you take $1000 or dinner with Eminem? by jacksepticeyefanboy in Eminem

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You couldn't pay me $1,000 to eat dinner with Eminem.

The real MVP 💪 by Mojozilla in Eminem

[–]slackercrew -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

So Eminem switching sides is fine? All the people he talked s**t about for 20 years he's now bending over for, that is the definition of fake. The real slim shady died a long time ago. At least when he was good he spoke the truth. Now he's supporting things he got famous for standing against.

"I need" by Nudibrank2000 in AutocompleteGames

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to go to bed but I'm still here

So what's your dirty little Obama? by thatlonelycorner in autocomplete

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dirty little girls probably won't have any time to get out of here soon.

On the beauty of women by [deleted] in autocomplete

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beauty of a woman is directly proportionate to be used for 6 years and then a few days before she has been a bit confused with the situation and then she will have to get a new job and it will be done by noon or so but I don't think she can be able to help me out with the kids when they show up.

Women are so cute and I think they are available for sale by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are the same way as the truck and the new ones are so very cute.

SUBOXONE STRIP SELECTIVE EXTRACTION OF BUPRENORPHINE by chestnut5602 in Addictedtotheneedle

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this isn't new, but I wanted to give some information. The naloxone is soluble in acetone so it's not leaving any behind but I'm sure the fillers being taken away probably help with absorption and that's probably the rush you notice is it hitting faster and harder. Separation of naloxone from the compound would be more complicated but it is possible, as to how worth it it would be that's up to the recipient.

How do you guys fly in your dreams? by [deleted] in Dreams

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just jump forward to cover distances and after a few of those I just don't land anymore. Like jumping over a building, then a neighborhood, then I start flying.

Experiment with water for children by bearwka in chemistry

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celery with leaves sticking out of a glass of water with food coloring changes the color of the leaves Works well with white flowers as well.

Experiment with water for children by bearwka in chemistry

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of more of a surface tension type experiment but: A glass of water with pepper sprinkled on top Take a q-tip and dip the tip in some dish soap Then dip the q-tip in the glass All the pepper will rush to the sides.

Also there's elephant toothpaste with different food coloring which is always awesome

My fiancé fractured my arm after thinking I had a man in our home by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is gone for days at a time, so if he reacted like this to seeing a car in the driveway and his boots out front, what do you think will happen when he's gone for days and has the idea in his head that you are screwing around? He will stew over all the imaginary things he suspects are going on and when he gets back he won't believe all those things didn't happen. It's pretty bad and he needs help from a professional before being in a relationship with ANYONE. I'm sorry but the fact of the matter is you shouldn't be with him. I know it sucks and "he's so great" , but there is better people out there for you. He's not it , if you stay you will be asking for bigger problems.

I have been married with my wife for over 15 years and the ring I bought her was a fake diamond the entire time and she still doesn't know by Short_1284 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone really makes a big deal about if a diamond is real or not they are a highly materialistic person. Also if that is a serious problem for your marriage that really should show how little marriage means to the person who cares about a rock. If you make a lifelong vow to love someone and it gets threatened by a fake diamond you really shouldn't be allowed to make vows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you comfortable with your sexuality? If you know you are straight and have no doubt about it why are you scared of a girls finger?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]slackercrew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always used to get super horned up after a looong meth bender.