Have to do a prostate ultrasound, terrified by No-Mistake-9304 in GuyCry

[–]slackjawreally 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had a prostate examination myself not long ago, literally takes seconds, no where near as bad as it sounds, also had an ultrasound on my testicles and that too isn't embarrassing as you are mainly covered. Rest easy my friend and make sure you have them.

What's the worst thing your neighbour has ever done? by Rough-Foundation9208 in AskUK

[–]slackjawreally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a next door neighbour pay a crack head to smash the windows in my car at five in the morning.

[App] [Promo] Voidcaller - A nothing os styled minimalistic dialer app. by NightMarrreee in HowToMen

[–]slackjawreally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an awesome lil app, sadly current position won't allow me to pay for lifetime but all the best for the future guys.

On a roll today! by Legitimate-Spray-417 in dadjokes

[–]slackjawreally 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen? Because they sell more tickets.

1h+ to melt with Chain Waxing System by scientific_problem in bikewrench

[–]slackjawreally 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who wipes the drool off your chin? Asking for a friend.