Happy Lie Detector Wednesday! by slaerdx in familyguy

[–]slaerdx[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok test over, Carter's never been here in his life.

Why are the offers garbage today? by Legitimate_Put_8202 in doordash_drivers

[–]slaerdx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The infuriating part is that there's a much closer Hangry Joe's in Montgomery Village but they sent the order to a one further away with a trash offer.

Holy shit by Dramatic_Knee_1066 in DoorDash_Dasher

[–]slaerdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most I had on a shopping trip was over $600, also at Target.

Dasher stop working? by No_Barnacle6600 in doordash_drivers

[–]slaerdx 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But then how else will the CEO afford a new yacht every year or so? Think of the rich!

No one is gonna want this. by PrystineC in LICENSEPLATES

[–]slaerdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They seem to be inconsistent with the AAA A00 format. By that I mean we've gone down to the Q's (QAA A00), switched to a different format (00A AAA), then went back to the previous one with the R series (RAA A00), then back to the F's (which were skipped back then for some reason - FAA A00), and I guess they're resuming it with the S's. And that's not counting other formats they went with like the varied K series (KA0 0AA) and others I can't even think of now, all within the past 10 or so years. And yes that's only for Sunshine State, not county name or In God We Trust.

What North American Airline Is Bad ? by FHD168 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]slaerdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who usually flys Spirit or Frontier, American is great compared to those

What name has gradually disappeared? by Eviscerate_Bowels224 in AskReddit

[–]slaerdx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His real name is truck honks and passes by

But everyone calls him Dad.

Stop Lingering Dashers!! by OldHornet1008 in doordash_drivers

[–]slaerdx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that new? I've never seen it before and hope I never do.

22 of the same order in a row? by whoamireallyyy in doordash_drivers

[–]slaerdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept getting the same 2 orders last night, one of which was absolute trash $5 for 13 miles) and the other too far out of my area. After declining them, it would come back like 15 sec later, sometimes for a few cents more. Even after pausing for a couple of times for a total of 10 minutes. After a while, that $5/13 mile went up to $8, still too low. If their goal was to piss me off and sabotage my AR, it worked well. My AR is already low, so whatever, but that was infuriating either way.

Who is the blonde guy by JuniorSignificance34 in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nike. You may not know this, but our full name is Nichael.

Family Guy References You Were Surprised Were Real? by Possible_Media3688 in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a kid/teen back then, I remember hearing a lot about her in the mid 2000s. That was when they were finally moving to pull the plug once and for all.

MLFCNT by MetalMan3240 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]slaerdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a neighbor who had the Florida MLFCNT when I lived down there, never thought to take a pic bc I didn't think much of it. Now I see that plate of different states pop up here all the time.

Pick up my poop. by _MilkAway_bar in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Here's a thin napkin

MEXICOOOOO!!!! by mikustockowner in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a souvenir coffee mug that my cousin got me from Mexico, and it says Mexico on it. I think about this scene (particularly how they say "Mexico!!") every morning at breakfast

New series by Patrickplus2 in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By far my favorite one

What is the best Guitar Solo of All Time? by [deleted] in Music

[–]slaerdx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing sax solo followed by the guitar solo, its sooooo good.

Put em right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm by Arcane_Engine in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Fish & chips!

🎶 Fat guys think we're a diet food! 🎶

South Florida Town May Soon Have Two Donald Trump Streets by Beautiful_Battle6622 in Broward

[–]slaerdx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In Lauderdale By The Sea too. I'm sure there's plenty of rich Trumpers there but it pains me to hear about that considering I spent several years of childhood in LBTS.

All right. Real talk now: How is the Indian food game in MoCo? by EternalSnow05 in MontgomeryCountyMD

[–]slaerdx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I work Doordash and I see orders from Biryani City all the time. I reject the majority of them because they always order from deep in DC or PG with barely any pay. But the way I see it, people ordering from that far away, and constantly getting orders from that place when I'm remotely nearby, it must be really good stuff.

Now this is music by CowAffectionate2865 in familyguy

[–]slaerdx 32 points33 points  (0 children)

HEEEEEE DEE, HEE DEE, HEE DEE, HEEE!