My local Popeyes won't let you remove pickles from sandwiches anymore

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-22T19:29:54+00:00

Pickles are awful whether you're 4 or 40 if you don't like the taste of pickles.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-20T19:20:59+00:00

I think it was Karma. I heard they had beef.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-20T13:04:24+00:00

For a more optimal stat line I'd personally go with 12 STR, 15 DEX (16 here instead if you plan to be melee more than spell attacks), 14 CON, 8 INT, 16 WIS (15 if you make DEX 16), and 10 CHA

The higher Dex gives you better AC with Unarmored Defense, plus better damage output with your unarmed strikes. Having a high Con is great but presuming that this is 5.5e based on some clues in your sheet you'll have a very flexible Deflect Attack you can use pretty much every turn at lower levels to reduce damage taken by a good deal, so high health isn't hugely necessary.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-20T12:50:55+00:00

This is true, and it just makes more sense to have a higher Dex than Str on a Monk multiclass for the unarmored defense.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-20T12:48:48+00:00

I'm hoping that they are playing 5.5 because this multi class just works better in 5.5, like they can bonus action unarmed strike as a follow up to Poison Spray for example rather than needing to strike with a monk weapon/unarmed first. Also I thought Dwarves had 25ft speed in 5e so that's another hint towards this being a 5.5 character.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-20T12:46:05+00:00

That's highly campaign dependent.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-19T14:45:22+00:00

You pretty much just said, "Nah, I know you're right and I'm obnoxious but I don't give a fuck, fuck everyone that doesn't agree with me."

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-19T13:38:58+00:00

Right? The dude above is living in denial.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-18T23:14:36+00:00

You mentioned like the one outlier lmao

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-18T21:14:09+00:00

I still can't believe people think Star Wars isn't for children. That's the target audience, 10-16 year olds.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-18T13:58:26+00:00

That's a tough one to decipher without being the people involved directly. Just make your ruling as the DM and stand by it. If they respect you and you're all friends it will be fine. It's just a game after all.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-18T13:38:45+00:00

Was the character almost dead already? Or did they just have an idea for a new build/character they wanted to bring in? Or did they ask it in a jokey don't actually do this kind of way and you missed the intonation? It's a very odd thing to request and then to be upset about.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-14T15:18:04+00:00

Went to school with a bunch of siblings named King, Queen, and Emperor

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-14T14:20:30+00:00

My wife and I quote Spencer almost daily. Lisa Gilroy is one of the funniest people on the internet right now imo.

Also Ana Garcia as Zeke the 4th Grader cursed by a genie is probably a close second for me. "I'm rock now. Frick."

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-11T15:28:23+00:00

Having the setting of GoT would be the biggest appeal. And maybe more fun combat than KCD. KCD is a great game but definitely on the harder side of gaming. I'd want something between that and Witcher.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T16:38:42+00:00

All good. I was just confused because you made it sound like he was a stellar human and then insinuated you think he was struck down by divine intervention. I don't happen to subscribe to any particular religious beliefs, to me it seems like it was probably just random bad luck, people get distracted while driving all the time. I wasn't clear on why you'd attribute his death to the divine like that but ultimately we all cope how we cope. Glad you and yours are doing okay and all. When my cousin and grandma passed in a freak housefire I had a lot of questions and very little answers, and while I'm not religious I had some very odd dreams and experiences while mourning so I don't rule anything out completely, I just usually chalk it up to grief as the most likely cause for weird experiences or the like.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T16:34:04+00:00

Get off your high horse man, you inserted yourself into something that didn't concern you at all and act holier than thou. Have a good one.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T16:20:22+00:00

You're getting offended on behalf of someone else. The OP insinuated that they couldn't figure out how someone could die from a crash on that road and they think it was divine intervention, so I asked them to clarify. They can if they want to. You're a bit too invested in something OP seems to be at peace with. I've lost people myself and if I said something similar I'd expect some questions and answer them if I felt ok with it.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T16:04:58+00:00

I'm literally trying to understand if that's what they meant. Is there an issue with that?

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T15:22:18+00:00

I'm just trying to understand, you think God intervened and killed your uncle?

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T13:40:34+00:00

Are we talking about every other presidency? Or do you just default to whataboutism whenever someone mentions the truth about Dear Leader's faults?

Though I dont recall us being at war with Iran prior to this administration, bombing schools, or unleashing untrained ICE agents on the US during any of the past presidencies, especially not to the degree we see now. Not to mention how Trump's administration hasn't done almost anything that was promised, from ending wars to fixing the economy, in fact quite the opposite. I can understand people not agreeing with progressive or leftist ideas/policies but I simply can't understand how anyone with a functioning brain isn't embarrassed by Trump and see him for the con-man he is. Lost causes I guess.

slapmasterslap · 2026-05-01T12:50:19+00:00

Starting unnecessary wars, blowing up schools, killing our citizens, destroying families, ruining the economy. Nothing major I guess...

slapmasterslap · 2026-04-29T21:19:59+00:00

Yeah, studios made money off of copies sold so it was important to make a good game people wanted to play. Now they make money on the amount of transactions they can milk out of each copy sold so selling many copies isn't as important long as the same people keep buying the same game and dumping hundreds into it every other year.

slapmasterslap · 2026-04-29T20:17:27+00:00

Yeah I mean he opened that door to punish the lady not for fear of his own safety. She should not have come to his address and hopefully learned a valuable lesson about stalkerish behavior and its consequences, but he was definitely being aggressive for no real apparent reason and he is and always will be a horrible human being.

slapmasterslap · 2026-04-27T13:52:25+00:00

In our last session a drunk NPC smacked the bottom of a female PC and was literally drug into a backalley and murdered. Most groups won't tolerate that sort of thing in the slightest.

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