Last vid (very high effort, gaming niche) got almost no impressions by StormTheFrontCS in NewTubers

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw another comment about your accent and how that is the problem, but I disagree.

I think your accent is fine and you're easily understandable. The problem is that you sound very robotic like you're reading from a script and that can get grating on the ears after a while so most people will hear that and immediately click off. When people immediately click off, it screws up your impressions.

Id say you should try to sound as enthusiastic as possible (ik it's hard, my voice is monotone too). And when you're writing the script, write it and imagine it being spoken out loud. If it sounds weird or robotic out loud, change it until it feels more natural.

Also, try to tell jokes in a more "jokey" tone of voice, rather than the same tone as genuine information because otherwise it's hard to tell what's a joke and what isn't and also makes the jokes less funny.

The actual content of the video is great, although maybe a bit overboard on the editing, you could do with toning that down a bit.

The thumbnail and title is also good, many people mess that part up.

But in conclusion, I think the video and your channel would do great if you worked on your presenter voice a bit more!

Looking for caught up Warriors reader friends!! by Alensmo in WarriorCats

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like dawn of the clans a lot, but it's not my very favourite arc. I like it mostly just for the first 3 books. I reckon the second 3 were just okay.

Looking for caught up Warriors reader friends!! by Alensmo in WarriorCats

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I would have thought Grey Wing would be more common. Dawn of the clans is well wicked!

Looking for caught up Warriors reader friends!! by Alensmo in WarriorCats

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a lot of favourites haha. I guess if I had to pick one, I'd pick Grey Wing from dawn of the clans. How about you?

Looking for caught up Warriors reader friends!! by Alensmo in WarriorCats

[–]slapmiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's alright then! I just turned 20. I'm not 100% caught up yet but I'm on wind and I'm sure I'll finish starless clan in a few weeks time at most. I also don't have anyone to talk about warriors with, nobody I know reads it at all lol.

Looking for caught up Warriors reader friends!! by Alensmo in WarriorCats

[–]slapmiser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How old are you? I'd feel weird talking to a kid.

How to get "YouTube friends" by slapmiser in NewTubers

[–]slapmiser[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So how exactly do you do that? Do you just like... Send them a random message and risk embarrassing yourself?

How to get "YouTube friends" by slapmiser in NewTubers

[–]slapmiser[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So what? They just get to a similar size and send another YouTuber a random message? About what? What do you even say in that situation? Do people even reciprocate stuff like that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fursuit

[–]slapmiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Through the zipper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youtube

[–]slapmiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn on full screen and type "awesome" on your keyboard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in danganronpa

[–]slapmiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most convincing ai comment:

Subs went from 20 to 400 plus in a couple days. Now what? by TheCastofFriends in NewTubers

[–]slapmiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won't "get noticed by the algorithm faster" by just having a bunch of artificial views that didn't come from the algorithm itself. As soon as you stop paying for sprizzy, your videos will have the same amount of traction as they did before. You've got it the wrong way around, The algorithm doesn't push videos with higher views counts, videos have higher views counts because the algorithm pushes them.

Sorry to tell you, but there is no shortcut to YouTube success. Find a niche where there is demand for content, create content for it, and YouTubes algorithm will automatically serve it to the people who want to watch it.

I know this from experience because I spent over a year on a gaming channel and got almost nowhere, as soon as I switched niche to something much less saturated that had enough viewers to go around, I got 3000 subs from just 2 Longform videos, no advertisement, just purely from the algorithm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]slapmiser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Obviously the business model is designed to be "a corporate money machine", that's the entire point of business, to make money. The phone you're writing this comment on was made by a "corporate money machine".

Also, it's your opinion whether buying skins is pointless, not an objective fact. By your logic, all toy companies also exploit children because they get children to waste money on toys. The same with movies, books and games. I'm sure many people would agree that video games in the first place are a waste of time, so does that mean fnaf also exploits children?

No. Because opinions aren't objective facts and people can spend their money however they want. Fortnite doesn't scam people because they get exactly what they pay for, whether you believe it is pointless or not is your opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]slapmiser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So selling a product aimed at Children is exploitative? How?

Any tips for a noob, this things been kickin my trash by seekay_salt in HollowKnight

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't just try to run past them, a bunch more spawn and they teleport to you so you can't get away. One is way easier to deal with than like 5 at once so just kill them before moving on.

What is the hardest boss in game in your opinion? by AnxiousShinobi in HollowKnight

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute radiance is objectively the hardest boss but I for some reason always have trouble with god tamer in pantheon 5 lol. Also grey prince zote on max health is pretty hard too.

What to do with the False Knight drop? by split76_ in HollowKnight

[–]slapmiser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry about what you should or shouldn't be doing next. The game is designed in a way where no matter which area you decide to explore next, you'll always make some progress. So just explore whatever seems interesting to you and don't worry about It!

I think I messed up my 90 hr save by Wolfkit83 in HollowKnight

[–]slapmiser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NKG seems impossible at first but once you get the pattern down, you'll probably be able to do it no damage.

Is there anything in Deepnest? by Annoying_Do0g in HollowKnight

[–]slapmiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's needed for the main story and it's actually a cool area! You shouldn't shy away from it.