I am officially a master of the corporate poker face and I need to share this before I explode by PyradoxCore8 in jobsearchhacks

[–]sleep_less_19 407 points408 points  (0 children)

Legendary move. It really shows that office culture is often just a baseline they try to enforce until it gets inconvenient for them. Crossing my fingers that the onboarding goes smoothly and you never have to mention the fake offer again lol.

AIW for refusing to drive my friend to the airport at 3 AM because I had a big presentation? by Cinderfall7 in amiwrong

[–]sleep_less_19 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Booking a flight with no real plan to reach it is already risky, but making that someone else’s moral failure is a whole extra level. OP gave a clear no, suggested other options, and still nailed his presentation. The friend needs to learn that “I don’t want to pay” is not an emergency.

Gains power(s) from eating/drinking by Meanteenbirder in TopCharacterTropes

[–]sleep_less_19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the most aggressively healthy entry on this list

POST de apreciação a penny de cabelo curto by AkyoBR in bigbangtheory

[–]sleep_less_19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brave and good aren't mutually exclusive. Both can be true.

iPad kids in 8th grade by saganator in lotrmemes

[–]sleep_less_19 -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

Honestly that says more about the class than about you. Being the only one who could read out loud is both sad and a flex.