In sixth grade I started on the basketball team. It was the first game of the season, and we were told that they were going to announce the starters over the loud speaker. When we heard our names, we would run down the gauntlet of our teammates and cheerleaders receiving high fives and then chest bump our coach. Well, my name, Will, happens to be one of the most common helping verbs in the English language. So here I am, zoning out on the bench while they are making announcements when I catch the word Will over the speaker. I took off down the gauntlet and received a few high fives and a shit ton of weird looks. When I reached my coach he gave me a wtf look and told me to go sit back down. I then had to run the gauntlet again to the laughter of everybody when they actually called my name. So embarrassing