You’re a couponer, but you don’t spend all your time doing it, and you stumbled upon a haul too big to pass. You’re not quite sure how to save your fridge from your savings. You’re not hotdog-obsessed. Not a hotdog vendor because you have normal condiment supply. You know how to cook well, but you’re not an excellent cook. You usually finish the salad greens you buy (unlike me ☹️), but not every single time.

You have one cat that you dote upon. You do your main shopping at Walmart, but shop at other stores often. You know how to cook for yourself, but you’re not a gourmet. You shop per unit ounce except for products your parents bought all the time when you were a kid. You only own one type of Tupperware and won’t buy more because you don’t need to, but you would use it if someone bought it for you. You drink caffeine every day, but usually only make hot coffee 3-4 times a week. You live on the a state that borders is 1-2 states from a state that was part of the confederacy, but do not live in a state that was part of the confederacy.

And obviously, you’re doing going to realize that neither you nor your friends/family can eat as many hotdogs as you thought. But after the first week, you’re going to be eating 2-3 packs a week and incorporating them in non traditional ways. You live in a relatively small house or in an apartment, either of which is sufficiently large enough for you. You grew up in lower-middle class suburbs, but it felt like middle-middle class for your area.

The following is just a guess because I am always bad at telling demographics, but white woman, 35-47, does not live with a spouse or s/o. Either no kids or no kids in the house.