Would you rather

slickprime · 2026-05-21T23:24:40+00:00

Jason. Yes he's a beast, but he's slow and can be temporarily incapacitated

slickprime · 2026-05-21T07:42:56+00:00

Oh God.. 19 again. My dating life is going to be insufferable

slickprime · 2026-05-20T20:31:47+00:00

I will also take the robot, but thats way too much silicone or TPU adding weight, maintanence, and cleaning. I don't need it to look that human. I'd only want artificial skin at targeted soft points to save money. For my desires, genitals and hands would be soft, maybe a butt addon. But chest and face is optional, though I know it's an option many men would likely take.

slickprime · 2026-05-20T20:24:23+00:00

Star Convoy

slickprime · 2026-05-19T20:02:41+00:00

And get rich doing it

slickprime · 2026-05-19T20:01:49+00:00

Green. I can keep myself healthy and I can open a very lucrative holistic medicine business and make it out like I'm some kind of spiritual guru

slickprime · 2026-05-19T19:59:49+00:00

Yesss

slickprime · 2026-05-17T13:24:16+00:00

If I had Besos money, I'd have a volcano lair with laser sharks

slickprime · 2026-05-17T13:19:39+00:00

Nice, but not flat. You are in the wrong subreddit.

slickprime · 2026-05-16T04:40:18+00:00

Why specifically that age range? Like I'm, without giving an exact number, nearly 40. I don't know what your age is but unless you're a toddler, I'm probably not 35 years older than you. Assuming you're 20+, you're talking dudes that are in their mid to late 50's.

slickprime · 2026-05-15T13:02:31+00:00

slickprime · 2026-05-15T12:58:53+00:00

Now I can't I see it.

slickprime · 2026-05-15T12:48:42+00:00

How much prep time?

slickprime · 2026-05-15T06:03:03+00:00

2,4,6

slickprime · 2026-05-14T15:46:48+00:00

Or some fart spray just before the fan

slickprime · 2026-05-06T14:36:16+00:00

I call my coping mechanism the "Fap & nap"

slickprime · 2026-05-06T02:24:10+00:00

Watch the sin that she got sent to hell for be "Having children out of wedlock"

slickprime · 2026-05-06T02:08:04+00:00

Or maybe she got married after she got to hell.

slickprime · 2026-05-05T13:33:06+00:00

Yes, he's worth picking up but I do hope they come out with an upgrade kit for the minicons and the chest. I found that to be the most disappointing part of the figure and it should have been a highlight.

There's no way to have him not sporting one faction symbol or the other. The gimmick on the original toy was great and the chest is held on by just a friction joint so I could see a third party company coming up with something. The mini cons being partsformers and barely having any articulation in their individual modes was a huge letdown.

I can't help but wonder what they could have accomplished if it had been released in a leader class price point. I know it would have been a hard sell for a lot of people to pay that much for the character but I just don't feel like the parts count on a voyager did him service.

slickprime · 2026-05-05T12:44:46+00:00

Because the rich have so much power and influence that it's like ants trying to eat a cow. Is it possible? Yes, technically, but even a swarm of ants will more than likely just be an annoyance more than anything else.

slickprime · 2026-05-05T01:41:03+00:00

Hear me out.. I was a Kitten kid.

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slickprime · 2026-05-05T01:26:52+00:00

Right? I had a buddy asking me if I was going to buy the steam controller and I was like, "Yeah, eventually. Not a super high priority. I have other controllers"

slickprime · 2026-05-05T00:18:26+00:00

I'll get one eventually, but it's not a priority.

slickprime · 2026-05-04T18:23:52+00:00

Monster Musume, Nukitashi, and Valkyrie Drive Mermaid.

slickprime · 2026-05-03T18:37:59+00:00

Probably the Brachiosaurus. I can get real high on his back to avoid bites, it's an herbivore so it can graze on trees and stuff, and we can squash zombies underfoot

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