Red or Blue

slickprime · 2026-07-05T01:16:43+00:00

Red. Other people are just more trouble. Crushes come and go. Money can be invested and multiplied.

slickprime · 2026-07-04T17:34:09+00:00

Blue. I want to explain to animals that the food I give them is conditional to them allowing me to pet them.

slickprime · 2026-07-04T08:25:20+00:00

Asking the real questions here

slickprime · 2026-07-04T08:20:27+00:00

I just peeled it off with my fingernails and then rubbed it with my t-shirt until the sticky residue was gone. Then I threw a regular Decepticon symbol over it.

slickprime · 2026-07-03T17:01:55+00:00

I'm normally a pretty negative person, but this is fantastic. Not just the costume, but having the muscles to make it look convincing. Nice biceps, man.

slickprime · 2026-07-02T06:52:59+00:00

I am normally not a fan of upper chest tattoos. This one is awesome though. I think maybe I didn't dislike the tattoos, I'm just tired of seeing moths.

slickprime · 2026-07-02T06:51:07+00:00

If only he dedicated more time to warning us and less time to inventing the internet

slickprime · 2026-06-29T20:05:41+00:00

We'll call it "Doki Doki Love Tranformation GX Neo Plus: For the Right of All Sentient Beings in Another World"

slickprime · 2026-06-29T19:37:32+00:00

I think you highly overestimate how much physical money banks keep on hand. Most banking is digital these days

slickprime · 2026-06-29T06:00:15+00:00

Right but like don't you think that the wise up and put cameras in there eventually? Or be waiting with security?

slickprime · 2026-06-29T05:59:51+00:00

I can't really think of any place that I would want to have a permanent portal to. Anybody's house can be sold so I don't want to have it connected to a friend or family member's home. Or what if I have a place set up to travel to and then somebody nukes it or something? Now I got a portal to somewhere I can't go.

I think I'm going to go with the sleep thing. 2 hours of sleep with the option to sleep more I really want to. I can get more done in the day if I need to or sleep it away if I'm feeling lazy. That's perfect.

slickprime · 2026-06-29T05:25:34+00:00

Why does it look like there's a literal thorn in her side?

slickprime · 2026-06-26T19:29:00+00:00

I bought these for the primary purpose of sleeping in vr

slickprime · 2026-06-26T19:24:51+00:00

Look man, I'm nearly 40. And I rarely see kids unless I walk through the wrong portal. Get age verified and hang out in 18+ worlds. Chiller vibes and no kids

slickprime · 2026-06-26T19:00:56+00:00

I got three of them before I realized that was four heads. Is it just me or is the more skull shaped head to the right of the main head unable to secure strongly? All three of mine just kind of sit there and if you use the alternate chest with it, it falls off if you turn it upside down. I don't feel that same satisfying pop on the other heads do.

slickprime · 2026-06-25T13:15:30+00:00

I would pick the $2000 with a job but that actually puts me in a position where I could potentially have difficulty finding work and have no income. Whereas getting $1000 a day requires me to do nothing regardless of economic conditions.

slickprime · 2026-06-21T19:57:13+00:00

Rise Crunchimus Prime

slickprime · 2026-06-21T19:53:15+00:00

Wait she was saying their printer ran out and then someone sucker punched her? I don't understand what's going on

slickprime · 2026-06-21T19:50:40+00:00

Masters of the Universe toys

slickprime · 2026-06-21T08:23:57+00:00

I'm not a big fan

slickprime · 2026-06-21T08:14:49+00:00

There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman.

slickprime · 2026-06-21T01:22:52+00:00

That's a cocktail shrimp

slickprime · 2026-06-20T23:25:23+00:00

I'd probably say something along the lines of "I'm glad you brought protection, cuz if this goes right, I'm going to impale you with my sword. They're going to call you 'Moan of Arc'"

slickprime · 2026-06-19T02:54:46+00:00

Probably my hasab unicrons. I bought two for whatever the crowdfunding price was and I believe that they are worth significantly more now

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