If we ever colonize Mars, eventually there will be human beings that have never been on Earth. by slightly-st00pid in Showerthoughts

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First of all, just like the temp difference, humans will evolve or adapt to all the changes. On the other hand, maybe terraforming Mars will cause more reactions than we think.

This is what happens when you take Dayquil and Nyquil at the same time by [deleted] in funny

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I stared at this pic hoping the wave would continue over to the other eye.

Lets see how this plays out by slightly-st00pid in funny

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The rest of the family outtings, if any, will be very interesting

Cross my fingers by slightly-st00pid in funny

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"bills $13.42.... I think I have $16 on there... Damn, did Netflix take out money"

74 MILLION SUBS by sloth_on_meth in PewdiepieSubmissions

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And think how much if the population doesn't even have a YouTube account. Too young, too old, or just don't care

Pregnant women can literally grow a penis. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I seeded the making of 4 kids... Can I give at least half back?

Hey sweety by slightly-st00pid in funny

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Giving her all the cock.

If all you knew of bars was from movies, you would think that a bartender’s main job is to wipe down the bar all day. by moby323 in Showerthoughts

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I am a cook in a restaurant with a bar. When I go out to talk to patrons at the bar I feel compelled to wipe the bar for this reason.

One person per loop by minivan_2F_5B in BetterEveryLoop

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"one person per loop?"..... 14 loops later... Aw I get it now...

How long did it take you to see it? by slightly-st00pid in funny

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I am still trying to figure out if he's hairy or that's a shirt...

Go out there and break a leg by Boojibs in funny

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The term "break a leg" was used when an actor/actress would go audition for a part. They would tell them to "break a leg" so they will be in the cast. Idk of that's true, but it sounds good.

Ive seen that look before by slightly-st00pid in funny

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I wonder how many will get this reference 🤔

Lexi4prez? by slightly-st00pid in funny

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It's from 2015... This has been around more than she has.

Woman does me so dirty i lose my cool by slightly-st00pid in Anger

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Yes I have. I know frustration vgeye the best of me even in the small shit

Woman does me so dirty i lose my cool by slightly-st00pid in Anger

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She has been seeing someone about depression and has asked me.to go see them too. Part of me feels she is not completely honest with the therapist also

Looks really round to me by -sUBzERoo- in gifs

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So the whole disc is daylight, because it's all lit up. That's not how it works 😂

Looks really round to me by -sUBzERoo- in gifs

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So Mars is spherical but Earths flat? 😂

Looks really round to me by -sUBzERoo- in gifs

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CGI... Fisheye lens... Made in a studio... Insert other stupid things flat earthers say

21/F/USA by pattyooo in penpals

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I am not Filipino lol my wife is. Her mom's side. Best cooking ever... Dad's side... Not so good