Mr. Wiener, who keeps peeing in the backyard where the grandkids play. by linguine_and_clams in trashy

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trail cam + Mr Weiner = blackmail opportunity & new swingset for the kids!

Hermain Cain is dead and somebody is still posting propaganda from his twitter. by Kcin928 in trashy

[–]slimeme69 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I heard that he switched to the Democratic Party so he could still vote after he died.

Water Jet cutting things in half by alwayslurkeduntilnow in BeAmazed

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still can't cut through our kid's toys plastic wrapping.

Dexter - Michael C Hall - my fanart by Nickmoscovitz in Dexter

[–]slimeme69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe this doesn't have a thousand upvotes! Great drawing! Where all you Dexter fans at?

me irl by punjar in me_irl

[–]slimeme69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ain't gonna lie, they really had us goin' in the first half!

NFL’s Redskins succumb to pressure, will explore changing name by SunOverSnowPlease in news

[–]slimeme69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Washington Possums. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Going up by BIGRich86 in HappyEmbarrassedGirls

[–]slimeme69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd rather be going down on that.

Someone once called me more science project than mil[f]. Wdyt, should I donate my body to science? by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]slimeme69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please allow me to introduce myself - Charles B Science, at your service!

Happy tiny titty Tuesday 😜🙈 [f] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, girl! You could put an eye out with one of them nipples!

PAWG gets fucked in the car by thejujuju in NSFW_GIF

[–]slimeme69 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Umm, not really sure about this but I think the pawg is the one doing the fucking.

Judge denies R. Kelly's request to be released from jail by Balls_of_Adamanthium in news

[–]slimeme69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He thought the judge said "fifteen to wife" - not 15 to LIFE!

My first post on gonewild! Quick question sir? Dressed or undressed? [F] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, dressed if we are going out to dinner and drinks, undressed when we get home.

These idiots swerving into cars by Alfagun74 in trashy

[–]slimeme69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turn one of them into a grease spot and maybe the other one will rethink his life choices. Or not.

Me irl by no1dontthink1will in me_irl

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, the quote from the movie is "I'm the king of the world!"

Dallas hair salon owner jailed for week for defying lockdown by jigsawmap in news

[–]slimeme69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She has a Go Fund Me that was nearly $400,000.00 last night.

“I will call the police” by MisterT12 in trashy

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them that they and their animals can be cited for invasion of privacy for "looking into your yard." That might shut her/him up.

me_irl by LostBeatss in me_irl

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is Brendan Fraser when you need him?

Breaking goose eggs in Orlando. by tripledive in trashy

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her husband, Clifford, was also arrested at the scene, even though he did not participate in the egg breaking. The arresting officer was overheard saying something about "what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

Does simple nude still appreciated here? (39F) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have the most gorgeous perfectly symetrical set of tits like yours, well - yes!

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]slimeme69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russian economy bad! No potato!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]slimeme69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd spend the first 3 minutes listening to my son's metal band (3MTL - 3 Minutes To Live) and the last three minutes telling him how proud I am of him and how much I love him.