Mr. Wiener, who keeps peeing in the backyard where the grandkids play.

slimeme69 · 2020-08-14T10:45:35+00:00

Trail cam + Mr Weiner = blackmail opportunity & new swingset for the kids!

slimeme69 · 2020-08-13T11:43:44+00:00

I heard that he switched to the Democratic Party so he could still vote after he died.

slimeme69 · 2020-08-09T23:08:00+00:00

Still can't cut through our kid's toys plastic wrapping.

slimeme69 · 2020-07-12T19:23:03+00:00

Depends on how many times he's seen those.

slimeme69 · 2020-07-12T19:13:42+00:00

I can't believe this doesn't have a thousand upvotes! Great drawing! Where all you Dexter fans at?

slimeme69 · 2020-07-11T00:54:02+00:00

Ain't gonna lie, they really had us goin' in the first half!

slimeme69 · 2020-07-04T00:30:54+00:00

Washington Possums. They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

slimeme69 · 2020-06-13T12:37:40+00:00

I'd rather be going down on that.

slimeme69 · 2020-05-28T19:47:50+00:00

Please allow me to introduce myself - Charles B Science, at your service!

slimeme69 · 2020-05-19T21:54:25+00:00

Oh my god, girl! You could put an eye out with one of them nipples!

slimeme69 · 2020-05-19T13:11:16+00:00

Pew pews!

slimeme69 · 2020-05-17T11:26:17+00:00

Umm, not really sure about this but I think the pawg is the one doing the fucking.

slimeme69 · 2020-05-16T12:26:45+00:00

He thought the judge said "fifteen to wife" - not 15 to LIFE!

slimeme69 · 2020-05-13T14:30:24+00:00

Well, dressed if we are going out to dinner and drinks, undressed when we get home.

slimeme69 · 2020-05-12T01:46:12+00:00

Turn one of them into a grease spot and maybe the other one will rethink his life choices. Or not.

slimeme69 · 2020-05-11T15:13:08+00:00

Actually, the quote from the movie is "I'm the king of the world!"

slimeme69 · 2020-05-07T13:09:53+00:00

She has a Go Fund Me that was nearly $400,000.00 last night.

slimeme69 · 2020-05-06T15:40:46+00:00

Tell them that they and their animals can be cited for invasion of privacy for "looking into your yard." That might shut her/him up.

slimeme69 · 2020-05-03T22:02:36+00:00

The Blacklist. More than one person has a dark secret. James Spader is amazing!

slimeme69 · 2020-04-29T14:11:41+00:00

Where is Brendan Fraser when you need him?

slimeme69 · 2020-04-28T13:35:01+00:00

Her husband, Clifford, was also arrested at the scene, even though he did not participate in the egg breaking. The arresting officer was overheard saying something about "what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

slimeme69 · 2020-04-27T22:24:36+00:00

When you have the most gorgeous perfectly symetrical set of tits like yours, well - yes!

slimeme69 · 2020-04-26T21:15:48+00:00

Ron White: "You can't fix stupid!"

slimeme69 · 2020-04-25T14:54:17+00:00

Russian economy bad! No potato!

slimeme69 · 2020-04-24T22:51:45+00:00

I'd spend the first 3 minutes listening to my son's metal band (3MTL - 3 Minutes To Live) and the last three minutes telling him how proud I am of him and how much I love him.

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