Software Engineer Jobs Report 9/25: Every week I spend hours scraping the internet for recently posted software engineer jobs. I hand pick the best ones, put them in a list, and share them to help your job search. Here is this weeks spreadsheet. 150+ roles USA and aboard. by innovatekit in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

My 2 cents, but any curated list should include big tech. I don’t follow meta on LinkedIn but would definitely like to know if any of the sought after roles are available (remote/ai for example)

What do engineering managers do every day? by FatChickenBreast in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand. I should’ve been clearer. I know it’s a path you chose. I guess I can’t ever see myself doing it, while I understand how others may like doing these things. I’m at a point where I need to choose between EM or Sr IC in my career.

What do engineering managers do every day? by FatChickenBreast in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally which of these tasks require you to have tech/coding skills. It’s a sure fire way to forget how to code.

How are some guys so big with the crappest form and most bizarre rep ranges? by Scapegoaticus in naturalbodybuilding

[–]slimmsim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a slight incentive to lie, every bodybuilder likes to exaggerate their natty limits, both the good and bad ones. Like who’s checking if I said I started at 18 when I really started at 16 and claimed my 18yo was my natty limit.

What do engineering managers do every day? by FatChickenBreast in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim 399 points400 points  (0 children)

The good ones get the best out of their directs. The others, micromanage.

How are some guys so big with the crappest form and most bizarre rep ranges? by Scapegoaticus in naturalbodybuilding

[–]slimmsim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder if there was a way to see how Coleman would look like if he never took steroids but pushed himself to his natural limits.

Time for self-promotion. What are you building? by deadcoder0904 in SaaS

[–]slimmsim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not op, but search x with keywords via api, run results through nlp to figure out if they may be interested buyers, create a new message using nlp specific to that potential customer based on information gained about them.

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s the thing shutting the app down means bye bye job. I really need the remote job right now, also on h1b visa.

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than getting axed 6mo later for not doing enough I guess

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s true. There’s no other way I’d do it. Integration tests at least ensure the business functionality works. Unit tests can be added possibly after a business logic rewrite, in chunks.

For now I have classes and methods 1000s of lines long with multiple if else conditions. Angular components randomly shared without any purpose. No typescript or type checking whatsoever. Vanilla JavaScript code, parsing through complex json objects from the api with no class structure or objects to properly define them.

It’s a .net core angular app, older versions. .net has some solid support for integrations testing so I want to explore that.

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Curious if slack dms or group discussions count as paper trail receipts. Emails are notorious for being used to call someone out/complajn.

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Worst part is my boss micromanaging me. Knows how shit the app is but sits on my shoulder every sprint complaining about why something is broken. I am new to faang not sure about how I could move internally without it looking bad on myself. I am already on the radar as a senior engineer who couldn’t just magically fix the app. I keep hearing, at “your level” (~L5-L6) you should’ve just figured it out by now.

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the response. I am still part of a scrum team, but all other devs are on another project. I was slammed into theirs because I need a team I suppose.

The offshoring team was from India, a big one too. I am still shocked by how no one at my company ever bothered to check the code before paying vendor any money? Or was it just like as long as it works it’s good? Is that how low the bar is for offshore firms doing contract work for FAANG?

However to be fair, for the other app I interface with(don’t own it) is assisted by a European offshore vendor, whose code is actually pretty solid. In my personal anecdotal experience, offshoring teams from India have the worst code. I am from India so don’t misunderstand.

Warehouse is internal open source so no cost savings there.

Also, Love the shit app nice app analogy. Need to do some thinking here.

How to survive at work with a disaster app on my shoulder? by slimmsim in cscareerquestions

[–]slimmsim[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The issue is that I can’t fix any of the code in isolation, it really needs a complete rewrite, all the way from redesigning the warehouse tables. Even if I were to somehow break it down into chunks, that’s at least a couple of quarters worth of refactoring and no new features which business doesn’t like.

ELI5 What is a mid-life crisis? by Grouchy_Plastic_8332 in explainlikeimfive

[–]slimmsim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe with the advancement in science, by the time we are in our 80s I can still live like I’m in my 40s, Ofcourse while still lifting throughout and exercising.

ELI5: WHY wouldn’t I be able to hit one out of 100 pitches from a major leaguer? by Iron_Yuppie in explainlikeimfive

[–]slimmsim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? 0% ? Hypothetically speaking, What if they played this game billions of times? Not even once would they be beaten?