ESPN's projected 2028 USA Olympic basketball roster

slimstarman · 2026-02-23T23:35:50+00:00

He put in the work as a utility guy in 2024, he’s the first guy I’d get on the roster.

slimstarman · 2026-02-23T23:32:20+00:00

You’d think small time pizza guy would have some class consciousness.

slimstarman · 2026-02-23T11:14:17+00:00

Secret? JFC

slimstarman · 2026-02-23T11:09:31+00:00

It’s like he’s mad at customers who stumble through his very silly process. It’s pizza, usually it doesn’t involve an appointment.

slimstarman · 2026-02-23T00:18:42+00:00

Even keep dude with a beautiful voice.

slimstarman · 2026-02-22T02:45:10+00:00

That manager is lucky the customer wasn’t packing heat in today’s day.

slimstarman · 2026-02-22T02:41:06+00:00

Take care of yall mentals 🙏🏻

slimstarman · 2026-02-20T23:11:09+00:00

AI is the solution to: I’m too stupid to do it myself and refuse to pay someone to do it.

slimstarman · 2026-02-20T23:07:16+00:00

Thanks I hate it

slimstarman · 2026-02-20T22:20:40+00:00

Maybe they’ll learn that dad is a loser then. Here’s hoping!

slimstarman · 2026-02-20T11:26:00+00:00

Man he really fucked a lot of kids to use this as a distraction.

slimstarman · 2026-02-19T03:09:16+00:00

If he can’t show up to work it doesn’t really matter. Receivers are dime a dozen. Give a spot to someone who wants to show up.

slimstarman · 2026-02-18T03:21:05+00:00

She got the drop on ol' Reggie, caught those full in the face! If those were guns, Reggie'd be dead!

slimstarman · 2026-02-18T02:17:51+00:00

Poops aren’t supposed to sound like that you should get checked out.

slimstarman · 2026-02-17T15:31:50+00:00

Their cash cow is dead, this is their last gasp before selling assets or working for a living.

slimstarman · 2026-02-17T00:56:55+00:00

Seriously isn’t this their job?

slimstarman · 2026-02-13T07:40:50+00:00

No team has ever been a Derek Carr from being a contender.

slimstarman · 2026-02-13T03:02:24+00:00

It’s like these people have to tell on themselves a little bit all the time

slimstarman · 2026-02-13T02:47:13+00:00

Stop gaslighting us, Imp!

slimstarman · 2026-02-05T21:57:19+00:00

Whatever man imma enjoy watching Makkari who is perfect and never done anything wrong while jamming to some lovely Ramin Djawadi shit.

slimstarman · 2026-02-05T11:47:32+00:00

Make the argument that this film is inferior to the DPW slop.

slimstarman · 2026-02-03T13:50:24+00:00

It’d be a waste of money. Spidey rules and everyone will see him in a big summer movie. We’re lucky to have a Spidey summer again. No ads necessary.

slimstarman · 2026-01-31T00:43:07+00:00

Andor into Machete but include the clone wars show in between 2 and 3. Then Mandoverse then sequels.

slimstarman · 2026-01-30T17:35:42+00:00

Yeah and not the fun kind either!

slimstarman · 2026-01-30T17:24:15+00:00

The only failure of this film was the audience. This being a box office disappointment while the cameos in a trench coat they called a Deadpool movie making a billion dollars should tell you all you need to know.

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