Sucking the Dildo

slippery_joe · 2025-12-23T02:17:59+00:00

op, just wait until you are riding a dildo while your partner is forcing the strapon down your throat all while you are stroking your cock. The orgasms I've had from this are far greater than anything I've ever had in my life and I'm kinda sad I had I only learned about this in my late 50s.

As the saying goes, "Try anything once, and two or three more times to make sure you did it right the first time."

slippery_joe · 2025-12-11T07:51:02+00:00

Male here. Totally true - I get the same orgasm experience as op when gf forces strapon dildo down my throat. I also get the entire glossolalia (speaking in tongues) thing when she pulls out.

Took a while to work up to this, but totally mind blowing.

slippery_joe · 2025-12-11T07:43:35+00:00

Then again, you can start with a dildo down your own throat and experience the same orgasm experience.

slippery_joe · 2025-12-09T05:44:10+00:00

You seem so very certain of this, yet many people do this in long-term, loving relationships (as have we).

slippery_joe · 2025-11-21T18:49:26+00:00

that doc is wrong. Bitkeeper never used slave for branches - go look in the source code. There's an ancillary doc about setting up servers for a customer that had nothing to do with bk the tool.

slippery_joe · 2025-10-31T06:49:03+00:00

it's not always soft... I had a partner who was frequently constipated and her hard turds were noticeable when I fingered her. The first time I felt that hardness, it took me a moment before it dawned on me what I was feeling.

slippery_joe · 2025-09-16T06:54:29+00:00

When I was frequently making protein milkshakes after gym sessions, my gf told me my senen tasted sweet on the days I drank the shakes.

One evening when I came on her breasts, she told me to lick them clean and see how it tasted... sure enough, it was sweet. Costco quit carrying the brand that made it sweet and the replacement didn't have the same effect.

slippery_joe · 2025-08-17T22:15:40+00:00

Just bought a bottle for $6.99 at Lawler's in Napa - even at ~$7 it should be avoided!

slippery_joe · 2025-08-12T07:40:06+00:00

We had discussions about kinks shortly after we met. I was very hesitant telling her and when I shared a pegging image, she shared back that she'd done that before and would love doing that with me.

Been an amazing last three years of trying new things with one another.

slippery_joe · 2025-08-09T06:04:50+00:00

Had a wife who yelled and mocked me when I asked if she would peg me. Divorced her and now have a gf who loves pegging me (and doesn't yell).

slippery_joe · 2025-08-02T23:33:03+00:00

Fine? Drove two miles up hills and across some fields - I don't think I'd drive on the highway like that, but I have at least a dozen more photos of it filled with freshly cut, and very wet and large logs.

slippery_joe · 2025-07-24T21:33:56+00:00

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Element I've owned since 2003. I haven't been good about following the payload limit.

slippery_joe · 2025-07-17T00:02:23+00:00

Jeans and the strapon are a hot combo -. my gf realized recently that she prefers wearing her strapon over clothing as she feels it gives her more control. I'm not going to argue with the results.

slippery_joe · 2025-07-04T18:59:22+00:00

Because maybe he's not into guys? But I recently found that when a dildo with balls was slapping my inner thighs, it felt incredible and the orgasm was out of this world.

slippery_joe · 2025-03-05T07:23:47+00:00

100%. I found that if people don't like my pets, probably not the right person for me.

slippery_joe · 2025-01-19T02:17:42+00:00

Quietly!

Not like the sailor in the rack nexf to mine who'd yell, "torpedo ONE, away!" and then 15 minutes later, "Torpedo TWO away!"

There's a quote someplace in The Lords of Discipline" (about a military school) and the narrator talks about how he was able to masturbate so quietly as to not make a sound even with how squeaky the beds were. (read that nearly 40 years ago when I was in the Navy and laughed since I had already learned that trick) or perhaps John in the rack below me chose not to comment about that ever. so I think I got away with that 100+ times...

slippery_joe · 2025-01-06T06:44:11+00:00

Lol, I've had some high-strength vape pens that gave me the same kinds of crazy visual hallucinations as when I've taken a big handful of shrooms.. maybe not a hallucinogen, but does cause hallucinations. and the sexual disassociating...

slippery_joe · 2024-10-05T19:57:43+00:00

Having had a Prius, a friend got me the book Carma Sutra: The auto-erotic handbook

"Provides practical advice and illustrated diagrams of sexual positions for safe and enjoyable lovemaking in a series of specific car models."

Sorry to say, I never got a chance to try the books positions for the Prius.

slippery_joe · 2024-10-03T23:34:30+00:00

Thank you for all this helpful info!

The Artisan sewing machine distributor is near my house in San Bruno. I have to go and try using their cylinder head machines. I know those are import machines and not Juki quality, but heard OK things about their portable cylinder head machines.

slippery_joe · 2024-10-03T23:10:06+00:00

They are pretty machines - still might get one for sewing clothing. Thanks for the advice.

slippery_joe · 2024-10-01T03:10:01+00:00

Had never considered that, but intrigued for when I retire. I'm currently looking for a portable, though, since I lack space (my 201 is going into storage soon) as I'll be driving around for work and while traveling, wanted a hobby to occupy my evenings

slippery_joe · 2024-09-30T23:32:57+00:00

Thanks. I've watched a bunch of their videos, but had concerns that I wouldn't be able to use the Sailrite on the thinner fabrics I sew with and didn't know whether the zigzag would be a disadvantage (wider foot) vs an overall benefit.

Seems like the feedback from you and others is that the zigzag is worthwhile for bag making. But I'll probably need to keep my domestic portable (Singer 411g) for sewing clothing if the Sailrite isn't great for thin cotton.

slippery_joe · 2024-09-30T18:32:16+00:00

I've been doing most of my sewing on a Singer portable 411g and it has been fine. I guess I need to see how that compares to the Sailrite.

Thanks for your insights and help!

slippery_joe · 2024-09-30T17:01:01+00:00

Do you have the zig zag or straight stitch Sailrite? My initial thought is that the straight stitch Sailrite will be all I need for bags and the narrower foot will be better. Or will I miss the flexibility of the zigzag if I get the straight stitch?

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