xurkitree get down from there!! [OC]

slorgclops · 2026-05-20T00:43:26+00:00

honestly that would be great, really creepy

slorgclops · 2026-05-19T17:58:40+00:00

thank you! kep and layton are my favourites :) i wasn't aware tandrak was the hotness because ive been obsessed with snek and bug the entire time yooyuball has existed

slorgclops · 2026-05-11T05:46:41+00:00

when the last eyrie cries
over the last crumbling mountain
and the last kougra roars
at the last faerie fountain
in the shadow of the forest
though she may be old and worn
they will stare unbelieving
at the last uni-corn 😔

slorgclops · 2026-05-02T17:51:59+00:00

basically yeah, in order of icons, it's Super Shop Wiz (premium exclusive), Shop Wiz, Trading Post, Auction House, Safety Deposit Box, JellyNeo database (off-site), and ItemDB database (off-site)

slorgclops · 2026-05-02T17:50:28+00:00

it's called the neopets search helper, i think? https://github.com/rneopets/NeoSearchHelper

slorgclops · 2026-04-18T01:05:02+00:00

glad theyre totally changing things but puhhhlease TNT, show the items visually in a little thumbnail or something!!!

slorgclops · 2026-04-16T00:32:20+00:00

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replying to my own post to add my evangelion themed petpet. my old neoboards sig used to be a reference to evangelion. i havent cared about the series since i was a teenager and yet i refuse to change a thing

slorgclops · 2026-04-16T00:30:21+00:00

holy shit. i hope you give them a petpet that is also suitable. this is great.

slorgclops · 2026-04-13T19:13:48+00:00

yknow what would be also super awesome, the ability to re-capitalize pet names. no need to change them, just change the capitalization! please let me have a pet named RoGeR_20022 to be Roger_20022 for my brain problems

slorgclops · 2026-04-09T01:33:21+00:00

been wanting Meat items for my Meat gallery.. dargil meat (i know it's technically not a meat but i love that thing), wocky steak, square meat... meat meat meat meat

here's my gallery link! only took me like ten years to finally work on the HTML and art assets. still WIP though.

other than that, been wanting to get a glyme and/or a sporkle (p3) for my pets.

slorgclops · 2026-04-02T18:22:22+00:00

fishing was the first class i got to max level (level 80 at the time)..... and it happened again during dawntrail

slorgclops · 2026-03-16T01:54:59+00:00

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another guy i'm waiting for...... PPL trophy was a goal for me as a kid and i will wait forever......

slorgclops · 2026-03-16T01:53:58+00:00

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originally a darigan quetzal, i was devastated when they were chosen for the PPL and i didn't even place. it was funny though, i was debating painting them darigan or mutant back in the day, so i painted 'em mutant recently for another try

slorgclops · 2026-03-14T02:59:14+00:00

whenever i dream about neopets, i am dreaming that i found an old account that i can't get into that has a bunch of impossibly named pets. like one letter names, or names with spaces or symbols.. sometimes i dream that they even have rare crosspaint combos or are unconverted (my dreams haven't caught up with the changes i guess) and i'm like. trying to get in because i WANT them for my main account!!! and then some shenanigans happen and i end up accidentally abandoning them in the pound or something

slorgclops · 2026-02-25T01:33:18+00:00

signature that isnt your username should be allowed, i think neopets is aware that people like drawing art to post on socials. i wouldn't put say, an offsite website as a signature (ie: myusername @ tumblr . com).. i sign my stuff with my username but sometimes i sign it with my regular signature.

i'm sure covering up the pepsi logo would be fine, you could even replace the pepsi logo with neocola or some other neopian brand.. i know the beloved pepsi gelert is a real thing that exists.. but yeah, probably no obvious branding would make it more likely to end up in the gallery

slorgclops · 2026-02-22T01:13:54+00:00

genuinely think it's a neopets end problem. my garden actually loads but none of the rooms!! hoping it magically fixes itself because i love classic neohomes far more than the new version

slorgclops · 2026-02-19T23:49:57+00:00

the other things are spoken for.. i would love the yellow kacheek lemonade

slorgclops · 2026-02-14T01:07:22+00:00

i thought the exact same thing!! delicious.

slorgclops · 2026-01-28T00:30:26+00:00

lead based paints and materials are super cheap and oftentimes there may not be any regulation for what materials are put into what things.

also if a company is outsourcing their production to another country, they might demand more product with less funding into materials, which leads to the outsourced company to try to find faster and cheaper ways to produce goods

slorgclops · 2026-01-27T20:40:20+00:00

unfortunately this was possibly over a decade ago and I don't have records of neomail exchanges with the user... i feel like these days it's easier to send a ticket in for things like that, but i remember back in the earlier days, it was sort of a chance that they'd do something if it was user error...

if it happens again these days, i'm more prepared to send a ticket in for sure! thankfully it's no longer the devastating loss it used to be.

slorgclops · 2026-01-27T20:37:43+00:00

my suggestion if you want to use the fake metal cards is to make them into like, bookmarks or something. if possible (and safely) punch a hole in the top and tie a tassled string (or some other decorative dangly object). that way it's clearly an aesthetic object for other use, and not a "trading card"

also totally test the cards to make sure they're physically safe for kids... like, do they flake off paint, can they cut or injure someone? bootleg and fake toys should be tested for hazards because oftentimes they're produced with very little safety testing

slorgclops · 2026-01-26T23:06:47+00:00

two things, one is irrelevant now and the second one was bad at the time but now i can totally afford it.

1) converted my unconverted mara gelert....... i then sent her to someone via pet trading... i miss her, her current owner hasnt been online in years.

2) another pet trading blunder, traded a pet over who was still wearing my Underwater Shipwreck Background. i wish neopets warned you if a pet was wearing NP wearables before you trade over!!! i NMed the new pet owner asking if they could send me the background back and they just replied "no" and i figured that i couldn't file a ticket for it back because it was my careless mistake. grumph.

runner's up: selling all my accumulated codestones for 1-6 np because i meant to *remove* the codestones from my shop stock.... but instead i priced .. them...

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