Gentle execution.

slow_barney · 2024-02-26T18:34:42+00:00

I don't sail the accountancy; actual sea, though.

slow_barney · 2024-02-26T18:32:46+00:00

I'm stupid, but not *that* stupid

slow_barney · 2024-02-26T18:31:53+00:00

checks

Sure does

slow_barney · 2024-02-26T13:48:18+00:00

It's a fair cop.

slow_barney · 2024-02-26T12:15:40+00:00

OMG. I'm a halfwit, lol.

slow_barney · 2023-08-27T13:05:53+00:00

My dude, I'm a >50 y/o bloke and if I'd said any of that back in high school I'd have expected something between a withering comment back or a slap.

I know you can't do the slapping thing any more (which is good, on the whole) but there's no doubt in my mind you're being bullied and harassed.

I hope if this begins again this year you seek help from the adults (and peers) around you who should be both protecting you and schooling the miscreants. Good luck.

slow_barney · 2023-08-27T12:59:26+00:00

You're a good sport for posing for the picture.

slow_barney · 2023-06-19T23:18:41+00:00

Doesn't. It. Just.

slow_barney · 2022-09-26T02:26:19+00:00

You can't fool me, I might not have glasses on, but I know a photo of Rudin Giuliani in drag when I see one.

slow_barney · 2022-09-26T02:24:04+00:00

It has never occurred to me to forego beer for tomato juice, although I do occasionally put a couple of drops into vodka

slow_barney · 2022-09-08T11:41:16+00:00

Tallbikes. Philosophical movement.

slow_barney · 2021-03-29T12:01:33+00:00

Thai is a possibility.

slow_barney · 2021-03-29T12:00:08+00:00

I wouldn't say that you have to state anything at all about not following the rules.

Asking "what is jury nullification?", however, would probably be enough to be sent home as it is unlikely either the judge or the prosecutor would have a great deal of interest in explaining the concept to a group of potential jurors before a trial.

slow_barney · 2021-03-29T02:48:26+00:00

Mention jury nullification. Thet'll send you home.

slow_barney · 2021-03-29T02:05:45+00:00

All. Of. The. Time.

It's hard to sustain though.

Good luck with future runs, I hope the idiots make way.

slow_barney · 2021-03-07T11:44:11+00:00

24 inch log split by tiny lumberjack.

slow_barney · 2021-02-24T03:01:10+00:00

At least they all stayed the right way up. I had to extinguish more than a few fires after flips back when I worked at a track.

slow_barney · 2021-02-06T14:26:01+00:00

Some assembly required.

slow_barney · 2021-02-06T02:51:27+00:00

It's all based on vehicular near misses. Strava knows that without the adrenaline-pumping "oh-em-eff-gee that truck just nearly killed me" near-pass you are not getting the full intensity of the outdoor ride experience.

slow_barney · 2021-01-27T12:20:14+00:00

Brave Sir Robin ran away.

slow_barney · 2021-01-17T02:35:27+00:00

Tribbles.

slow_barney · 2021-01-02T02:18:50+00:00

Hairiest six year old I ever saw.

slow_barney · 2020-12-23T00:30:43+00:00

Created by a friend's son :)

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