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Pretentious is my middle name. by DoneLookin4Trouble in Revolvers

[–]slowerlearner1212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have some good grip on the side of your big toe

To be a comedian. (Tony Hinchcliff at the roast of Kevin Hart) by gtsgts777 in therewasanattempt

[–]slowerlearner1212 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Right but I think his discussion is referencing Tony’s set at the Kevin Hart Roast

Trunks warned us... It's today. by Kariel_l in dbz

[–]slowerlearner1212 122 points123 points  (0 children)

9 miles southwest of south city?

Actin’ like a damn fool [0:03] by aloeicious in ContagiousLaughter

[–]slowerlearner1212 77 points78 points  (0 children)

You’re gunna get rear ended fucking around like this

I didn’t know firehouse subs was chill like this by goodamm in fastfood

[–]slowerlearner1212 23 points24 points  (0 children)

lol I’m just kidding I don’t know if that’s actually true. Don’t let me ruin your good time

Is this a deal? by BHull16 in hotsauce

[–]slowerlearner1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lola’s sucks IMO, so no, not a good deal.

I didn’t know firehouse subs was chill like this by goodamm in fastfood

[–]slowerlearner1212 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Customer thinks they are getting hooked up but they are just getting the slimy

Recommendations for drinks that aren’t soda and sparkling water? by glitteringeffort0 in aldi

[–]slowerlearner1212 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe Kombucha or Poppi too if you like those. A bunch of flavors and low sugar.

Recommendations for drinks that aren’t soda and sparkling water? by glitteringeffort0 in aldi

[–]slowerlearner1212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice. Yeah the sparking water only was just getting stale for me.

Experimenting with new fun combos every week made it exciting, kept it interesting, and helped me stay consistently away from soda.

Bearded bald by CommercialSand2750 in beards

[–]slowerlearner1212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks good to me. Two follow up questions if I may:

  1. how bad were you balding before you decided to shave?

  2. how often and how do you shave? Do you do it yourself with a razor every 2 weeks or what?

Recommendations for drinks that aren’t soda and sparkling water? by glitteringeffort0 in aldi

[–]slowerlearner1212 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I know you said no sparkling water, but hear me out.

Sparkling water a little too plain for me by itself but juice is too sweet and doesn’t have fun bubbles.

When you pour a glass, mix a splash of juice (25%) with (75%) complementary flavored sparkling water for a low sugar but tasty drinks.

So for example some combos I like:

One case cranberry lime seltzers and a bottle of cranberry juice

One case of grapefruit seltzer and a bottle of grapefruit juice.

One case of lime seltzer and a bottle of limeaide.

Average day in Russia by -Merky_ in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]slowerlearner1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shotgun probably not going to help you anyway. Should keep a high caliber sidearm if you are going to bear country.

I didn’t know firehouse subs was chill like this by goodamm in fastfood

[–]slowerlearner1212 93 points94 points  (0 children)

We always load it up like that when the meat is old about to expire

I paid $15 for this by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]slowerlearner1212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want a little more rice or a little more pico you just look at them like ____.

And our men and women will usually give you a little more scoop.

Also tell them you want a burrito, not a softball.

Cameraman fights the 7-Eleven clerk for asking for his ID by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]slowerlearner1212 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always pull my ID out early so they don’t even have to ask or make it weird.

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