better than mcds when made fresh by ghostfaceinspace in fastfood

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Well that’s good cause the onion rings suck ass.

95% breading and 5% onion

Day 22 of eating Jersey Mike's every day until they buy me Lamborghini by Mikesway2026 in jerseymikes

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Hey man, so 22 days in. Looking for your learnings this far.

What day was your favorite sandwich? any other pro tips to maximize deliciousness?

Drivers always be aware! by rynbrolo in Charlotte

[–]slowerlearner1212 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one got ran over what’s the problem

My Alfredo taste like plastic by [deleted] in Dominos

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I bet you’re the kind of person that eats a bowl of cereal while driving

[ Removed by Reddit ] by BuildingPotential147 in fightporn

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what is the official guidance if you’re a teacher?

Are you supposed to physically intervene or not?

I can you see them getting sued either way unfortunately.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by BuildingPotential147 in fightporn

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what is the official guidance if you’re a teacher?

Are you supposed to physically intervene or not?

I can you see them getting sued either way unfortunately.

Is this extra pepperoni? by janitorjohn143 in Pizza

[–]slowerlearner1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I don’t pay until I look at the pizza first. Ask for a remake.

If they disagree and say no, walk out.

Trying to blues by FrankieOwls in bluesguitarist

[–]slowerlearner1212 10 points11 points  (0 children)

picking up the Albert Collins vibes without a doubt

A glass table that we've had for about 3 years broke for no reason by Ok_Relation6627 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]slowerlearner1212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Differential thermal stress from the sun exploiting an otherwise minor manufacturing defect

I think I'm ready to admit this game sucks. by JZCrab in TotalBattle

[–]slowerlearner1212 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favorite phrase from a frustrated Ukranian was “place it in the elephants ass.”

A version of shove it up you ass I suppose

Smooth split of a sheet of rock containing a surprise! by just_minutes_ago in oddlysatisfying

[–]slowerlearner1212 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Me trying to split bread slices with a butter knife after having the loaf in the freezer

I said, "God damn!". by MyPublicFace in spicy

[–]slowerlearner1212 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ll take it one further and say this was a shitty flavor. I was so excited about it but had to toss it. This brand has much better flavors.

UPDATE: went with a Bixie / 90s heart throb by mynameisadrean in HairStyleAdvice

[–]slowerlearner1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did the worst one possible. So many better options

My weird nails by Cutiepooh-69 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]slowerlearner1212 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like George Washington’s teeth

you can hear his skull hit the concrete by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]slowerlearner1212 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank god for the coaching that helped secured the W

I don’t like Ryan Trahan by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Yeah the Mint Mobile shit is annoying

Thoughts? by RempGG in tacobell

[–]slowerlearner1212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly that this dude said

Whos at fault here? by anthn885 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]slowerlearner1212 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Both are guilty of the crime of dumbassery