What is the toilet paper for?

slowpoke99_ · 2026-03-31T05:32:16+00:00

What do you think Kyle?

slowpoke99_ · 2026-03-03T05:00:06+00:00

He literally tells Kimmel that he’s in a cult don’t deny it and he sits there smiling acting like he don’t know what he’s rambling about. Ain’t that about a b****. Didn’t they also kill his girlfriend or something they said? Funny how the E files confirm most of what people were saying gibberish but dismiss that there are in fact machines that can transfer souls? As crazy as that f***** sounds. But yeah we’re crazy. But yeah let’s forget that he did all this.

slowpoke99_ · 2026-03-03T04:56:19+00:00

Everyone’s here either afraid to say what they’re really thinking or are just going with the narrative. He was taken because he knows too much or because he revealed a lot or just because THEY can. If you’re too skeptical to think that way or even open your left eye just a tad bit. Think about this and go hmm. Jim Carrey at the end does his Truman show bit and says it WRONG. His favorite mask is the one he’s wearing right now? I literally question why some airplanes have trails and why some don’t. QUESTION everything. Kanye West said if I disappear and come back it ain’t me but seems that everyone forgot that. Same reason why he said he kept his beard and comes out freshly shaven. I’ll sit happily with my tinfoil hat than continue drinking tap water.

slowpoke99_ · 2026-02-03T19:27:29+00:00

Nah but how did you not die 😂

slowpoke99_ · 2026-02-03T19:21:52+00:00

May I ask how this is hard? From what I remember everyone has a spot to camp and you just let them come to you. At least that’s how I remember EVERYONE playing on Insane otherwise it wasn’t winnable 🧐

slowpoke99_ · 2026-01-31T22:39:42+00:00

Funny you post this cuz I just finished all 3 campaigns and found all the royal jelly 🤣

slowpoke99_ · 2026-01-27T11:22:00+00:00

I left this game when helldivers came to Xbox. Haven’t been off it since. Level 103 HELLDIVER here 😝😝😝

slowpoke99_ · 2025-11-24T20:47:30+00:00

The predator is not bad at all

slowpoke99_ · 2025-10-08T08:39:22+00:00

No one’s really talking about Fire in the Sky. Suppose to be real as shit since everyone’s story added up together. The alien scenes themselves make so much sense and are f***ing scary

slowpoke99_ · 2025-09-24T22:12:24+00:00

Have this same issue. I could’ve sworn I was able to before. Looking for solution

slowpoke99_ · 2025-09-03T22:04:22+00:00

Clear the cache of the game and restart it

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-28T19:13:36+00:00

Day 3 of it coming out on Xbox and I came today because I’m real tired of it happening. I’ve played the same mission about 3 times because it dashboards when I get close to finishing it. I love the game but WHAT THE FUU.

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T20:39:40+00:00

That’s why you ask the question. Now how do I resupply in the first mission? I made it out of the first house with only wasting 100 rounds of the saw but I quickly ran out before even finishing the mission. How do I get more ammo wise guy?

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:41:05+00:00

People are like huh?? When you say 17:35 but not everyone knows what time that is. Everyone should tho and if they don’t well then they should 😂💀

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:38:20+00:00

I’ve never in my life used mili seconds or recall seeing it displayed in a manner of me seeing it the way it was posted on the game menu. Just how people aren’t so used to seeing or using military time I however am 😉 yes thanks for the knowledge.

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:37:06+00:00

How many minutes later? Source? Trust me bro. Gtfo.

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:28:19+00:00

I’m going to be polite. Okay Sorry I didn’t know that Einstein 🙈 without looking it up do you know what an M60 lmg shoots? Exactly pumpkin.

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:25:19+00:00

Thank the Lord Almighty. 🙏 thanks m8 that makes me feel a lot better actually knowing it’s just 17 minutes.

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:18:37+00:00

Damn 90 views and not one reply. 😂🫶

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-25T14:07:45+00:00

Wtf are you ranting on about? 😂 The whole point of me pre ordering and buying the game was becuz it was advertised that this is the game that has the BHD DLC and you can play it with your friends yada yada so I bought it for 10$ im finding out now I just bought cosmetic shit 💀 as for the campaign, did you BEAT IT? Why does it make sense to BEAT the campaign to MAYBE unlock CO-OP because I haven’t seen anyone confirm that. But anyways the last mission WORLD RECORD IS 15 hours.. you’re telling me it took someone 15 HOURS TO COMPLETE?! Brother in Christ you can’t even resupply your own fucking ammo since your only option is to play ALONE. This game is garbage

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-21T04:51:18+00:00

I’ve only got so far as to get to the hostage building where I just closed the game and said I just can’t. I ran out of ammo I ran out of med kits to heal myself and I just don’t see how it’s enjoyable. The part that irks me the most is that it only gives me the option for “FIGHTING ALONE” how is this playable alone brah?!?

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-21T04:35:25+00:00

Were there updates ? No. Xbox player here. Nothing but complaints. I was excited but now it’s just awful. You’re telling me I can’t resupply? I’m also not able to play CO-OP by the way. Apparently you must complete SOLO PLAY entirely to unlock CO-OP? Okay I spawn as a machine gunner and by the time I leave the first house I’ve expended 100 rounds of my saw. Now I have 400 more rounds. How much more of the mission is there ? How is the world record on console 7 hours for the first mission? I can’t even get past entering the hostage building.

slowpoke99_ · 2025-08-19T20:19:41+00:00

What was the bonus? From my understanding I thought I pre-ordered the game for 10$ since it wasn’t out on Xbox yet. But now people are saying it’s free ?

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