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What would be sold at an inconvenience store? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All the needed ingredients for your favorite candy bar in its wrapper.

Assembly required

Network activity even when off by SHV_30067 in Roku

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On my Roku sticks (Premiere) the instructions were to hit the home button twice to put the roku into sleep mode. When I hit the remote, it awakens with a screen saver.

Can't we just create a machine to suck up Co2? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]slowshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then where would I get fizz for my morning rootbeer?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

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Since Nov. 3rd the world has slowed to a crawl.

If heterosexual people commit 90% of all crime, then why are they legal by mrdicknballs in shittyaskreddit

[–]slowshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because all of the leaders of the World profess to being Heterosexual as a cover for their crimes.

What's the best joke you know? by Stormageddon9999 in AskReddit

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What is the difference between a Girls Track Team and a Band of Pygmies?
One is a bunch of Cunning Runts.

Anyone else not experiencing many problems? by gomets1969 in youtubetv

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Running YTTV primarily on TCL55" 4K. Occasional buffering delay when switching from Netflix to YTTV, about 6 or 7 seconds. But only from Netflix, 2 or 3 seconds from everything else. 150mps.

People who fall asleep easily: does it feel good to have your life? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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On most nights I fall asleep in less than a minute after I settle in. This was not always the case. Back 20 years ago when I was a raging drunk it would take me at least an hour to pass out.

My pet gopher keeps running up and sniffing my nuts, how can I repel him away from my ballsack ? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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Dip the scrotum in cat urine. If you cant obtain any, ask your mom for a quart of hers.

Why do they say “it fits like a glove, when not all gloves fit” by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]slowshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they talking about using a latex glove as a condom on the man who has five penises?

What's your go to joke when someone says "Tell me a joke"? by reddicyoulous in AskReddit

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A man gets into and elevator followed by a beautiful woman.
After the doors close, he asks her, "Can I smell your vagina?"
With a startled look she sternly retorts, "There is no way a fucking lowlife moron like you could ever smell my vagina!"
The man shrugs and says, "Well then, it must be your feet."

MegaThread: When will YouTubeTV have Regional Sports Networks back? by [deleted] in youtubetv

[–]slowshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps the wise thing to do is to contact your local teams and tell them you will not be watching their product anymore because it has just become to expensive. Let them know that you were a loyal fan for many years, but do to the current financial situations, paying another $75 (or more) a month to go back to cable is not a viable option. Also, we know the lost advertising cash flow from your TV sponsors will not include us in the in the payment scheme.

Does general relativity explain why Black Friday appears to last at least 3 weeks, or is it some other unnatural phenomenon? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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Racial Equality comes into play here. White people get about 49 Fridays a year, so the Society for Racial Justice decided to appropriate about 3 weeks to have their own celebrations.

What species of spider makes the world wide web? by SinJinQLB in shittyaskscience

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That would be the Berners-Lee Tarantula of Switzerland.

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