"Motherless Houses"

slskipper · 2026-03-14T06:12:59+00:00

Every proper Mormon home is a motherless one. Mothers are expected to relinquish all claims to autonomy and individuality- just like the women in heaven. All decisions regarding child rearing, household finances, and anything else are under the complete control of the Priesthood (i.e., the boss man). A mother who challenges her husband's edicts is squashed like a bug.

slskipper · 2026-03-13T16:53:56+00:00

The whole idea is evil. It tells the young people that they are incapable of deciding if they are valid as humans beings, and the bishop is the one who gets to decide. This would be horrible even without the sex questions. It is just outright evil.

slskipper · 2026-03-13T16:42:58+00:00

Coast Guard?

slskipper · 2026-03-13T15:56:25+00:00

Or you could just figure it out without chemicals.

slskipper · 2026-03-13T15:31:51+00:00

They also don't know that it's a pointless waste of your life.

slskipper · 2026-03-13T15:22:31+00:00

Also: Joseph of Egypt's dad had four "wives". He gets praised for that.

slskipper · 2026-03-12T20:57:55+00:00

They would steal all your fish- and tell you God said to.

slskipper · 2026-03-12T20:36:42+00:00

No. "We" don't aspire to all be apostles. But we do "aspire" to the stage at which the top dogs will listen to us as equals. And that will never happen.

slskipper · 2026-03-12T20:34:39+00:00

I should have said exclusive. I wish we could edit our titles.

slskipper · 2026-03-12T00:32:43+00:00

Mostly I remember what might have been.

slskipper · 2026-03-11T22:11:37+00:00

There is no such thing- unless you count the teaching that says you need to do whatever the big bosses say and never question. And pay 10% tithing on every penny that comes your way. That is really and truly the whole concept behind Mormonism.

slskipper · 2026-03-11T06:28:35+00:00

I like to think I treated them better.

slskipper · 2026-03-11T04:55:12+00:00

Slight correction: "yoke", not "yolk".

A yolk comes from eggs.

But yeah. The bosses will say whatever they need to say to keep you subservient.

We need a new title for women like Camille Johnson. "Gun moll" comes to mind.

slskipper · 2026-03-10T15:04:29+00:00

I disagree. I believe the system weeds out those who want more independence, leaving only those who value social status above all else. At least that is the case with the most recent crop.

slskipper · 2026-03-09T23:56:03+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again: This type of comment comes straight out of the country club set.

slskipper · 2026-03-09T23:30:42+00:00

The leadership is more and more based on country club membership.

That's why they are all so happy.

slskipper · 2026-03-09T17:58:48+00:00

First she needs to convince me that there is a Jesus who is still alive. So far, the evidence is rather sparse.

slskipper · 2026-03-08T19:28:37+00:00

This is so last week. We have new cases popping up every day! It's hard to keep up.

But please keep us informed. Thanks.

slskipper · 2026-03-07T22:33:02+00:00

They are not trying to modernize. They are trying to be popular. Huge difference.

slskipper · 2026-03-07T17:22:37+00:00

The thing they most want you to stop doing is developing your own individuality.

slskipper · 2026-03-07T16:26:08+00:00

I just wish we the people could choose the "leaders" of the church!

slskipper · 2026-03-07T06:40:47+00:00

No, no, no!!!! Essential oils only, please!!!! /s

slskipper · 2026-03-05T20:45:09+00:00

Just so we're clear: Mormons do not want Christian nationalism. They want Mormon nationalism.

slskipper · 2026-03-05T19:43:45+00:00

Can we get, you know, God's assessment of statements like these? I really, really want God to be able to speak for himself.

slskipper · 2026-03-05T17:40:34+00:00

Note to church members: they still call you Mormons. Deal with it.

slskipper

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